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* [[Big Damn Kiss]]: After Buffy accepts Spike's marriage proposal they kiss [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)/Recap/S6 E8 Tabula Rasa|with the rising music and the rising...music]].
* [[Big Damn Kiss]]: After Buffy accepts Spike's marriage proposal they kiss [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)/Recap/S6 E8 Tabula Rasa|with the rising music and the rising...music]].
* [[Brain Bleach]]: Xander witnessing Spuffy smoochies. "Can I be blind too?"
* [[Brain Bleach]]: Xander witnessing Spuffy smoochies. "Can I be blind too?"
* [[Buffy Speak]]: Willow uses "sparkage", "unbendy" and "grievey".
* [[Buffy-Speak]]: Willow uses "sparkage", "unbendy" and "grievey".
* [[Cake Toppers]]
* [[Cake Toppers]]
{{quote| '''Spike:''' I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human.<br />
{{quote| '''Spike:''' I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human.<br />
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* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Buffy to Spike moments before they fall in love.
* [[Getting Crap Past the Radar]]: Buffy to Spike moments before they fall in love.
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Oh make a move, please. I'm dying for a good (s)lay.}}
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Oh make a move, please. I'm dying for a good (s)lay.}}
* [[Green Eyed Monster]]: Spike doesn't like Buffy mentioning the Angel word.
* [[Green-Eyed Monster]]: Spike doesn't like Buffy mentioning the Angel word.
{{quote| '''Spike:''' Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted? And, flowers Angel would have liked?<br />
{{quote| '''Spike:''' Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted? And, flowers Angel would have liked?<br />
'''Buffy:''' Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're going to be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making...(goes all misty eyed) sweet love to me? }}
'''Buffy:''' Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're going to be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making...(goes all misty eyed) sweet love to me? }}
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* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Drunk Willow riffs on the poem "Not Waving but Drowning" by Stevie Smith.
* [[Incredibly Lame Pun]]: Drunk Willow riffs on the poem "Not Waving but Drowning" by Stevie Smith.
* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: Giles reaction to Spuffy smoochies.
* [[I Need a Freaking Drink]]: Giles reaction to Spuffy smoochies.
* [[Just Joking Justification]]
* [["Just Joking" Justification]]
* [[Kissing Under the Influence]]
* [[Kissing Under the Influence]]
* [[Lame Comeback]]
* [[Lame Comeback]]
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'''Riley:''' OK, it's late...so I'm just going to go far away... }}
'''Riley:''' OK, it's late...so I'm just going to go far away... }}
* [[Why Don't You Marry It]]: A distraught Willow, looking for a shoulder to cry on, is angry when Buffy has to leave her to go chase Spike. She makes the inevitable comment and [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [[Why Don't You Marry It]]: A distraught Willow, looking for a shoulder to cry on, is angry when Buffy has to leave her to go chase Spike. She makes the inevitable comment and [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* [[You're Insane]]: Riley's reaction to Buffy playing off her earlier spell-induced antics as a joke.
* [[You're Insane!]]: Riley's reaction to Buffy playing off her earlier spell-induced antics as a joke.
{{quote| '''Buffy''': Uh huh. <br />
{{quote| '''Buffy''': Uh huh. <br />
[[Beat]]<br />
[[Beat]]<br />

Revision as of 16:47, 8 January 2014


 Buffy: "Spike and I are getting married!

Xander: "How?! What?! How?!"

Giles: "Three excellent questions."

Willow casts a spell to heal her broken heart, with disastrous (and funny) results.

 I know.. I have to get away from that bad boy thing. There's no good there. But I can't help thinking —- isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice, safe relationship be that intense? I know it's nuts, but.. part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting. (vampire leaps out at her; Buffy stakes him without pause) I wonder where I get that from.

 We got to find her before someone really gets hurt. (Giles trips and falls on his face)

 Spike: I don't like him. He's insipid. Clearly human.

Buffy: Ah ha! We can smear a little red paint on the lips. The blood of the innocent...

Spike: That's my girl!

 Buffy: A spell! And you both were affected. I probably only escaped because I'm the Slayer. Some kind of natural immunity.

Xander: Yeah, right. You're marrying Spike because you're so right for each other.

  • Continuity Nod: Buffy mentions "seeing Angel for five minutes" -- a reference to how time was rolled back to make her forget the 24 hours she spent with him in "I Will Remember You".
  • Cradle of Loneliness: Willow smells then clasps one of Oz's shirts to her chest. Later when she goes back to his apartment she's devastated to find the place cleared out as Oz has sent for his stuff.
  • Cut His Heart Out With a Spoon: Bound!Spike to Buffy

 I get this spell reversed, they'll be finding your body for weeks.

  • Drowning My Sorrows: Xander and Buffy are surprised how light-hearted Willow is over Oz's departure, until a beer bottle falls out of her jacket.

 Willow: Drunk.. I mean, that's such a-a strong word. Kind of a guttural Anglo-Saxon word. Drunk.

Xander: Will, not loving the drowning of the sorrows.

Willow: Not drowning —- wading!

 Buffy: Oh, look at my poor neck. All bare and tender and exposed. All that blood just pum-ping away.

Spike: Giles, make her stop!

 Wait.. married.. I know something.. what is it..? Everything's so familiar.. Work, brain —- work! Oh! Oh oh! Willow!

 Buffy: I think maybe we fought because we couldn't admit how we really felt about each other.

 Buffy: Oh make a move, please. I'm dying for a good (s)lay.

 Spike: Well, where would Angel like to register? And can we have the photographer Angel would've wanted? And, flowers Angel would have liked?

Buffy: Hey! You think I don't live with the shadow of Drusilla over my head? That I'm not wondering if you're going to be thinking of her on our honeymoon when you're making...(goes all misty eyed) sweet love to me?

 Spike: You're not gonna do anything to me. You don't got the stones.

Buffy: Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of .. stones!

  • Make Out Kids: Lovestruck Spike and Buffy can't keep their lips off each other.

 Giles: Stop that right now! I can hear the smacking.

 Buffy: "Spike lips! Lips of Spike!"

 D'Hoffryn: Here is my talisman. You change your mind, give us a chant.

 Spike: This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.

  • Silly Love Songs: Spike embarrasses Buffy by telling the Scoobies she wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" played at her wedding.

 Buffy: That was the spell...

 Buffy: I'd be really happy to be in a nice relationship with a decent, reliable oh my God Riley thinks I'm engaged!

Willow: What?

Buffy: Riley. He-he-he saw me. What the hell am I going to say?!

(Cut to UC Sunnydale campus. Buffy and Riley are walking together; Buffy is laughing)

Buffy: You thought I was serious?

 Buffy: So you saw their faces but you can't describe them?

Spike: Well, they were human. Two eyes each, kind of in the middle.

 Spike: Oh, pouty! Look at that lip.. gonna get it.. gonna get it... (starts nibbling on her lip)

 Riley: Who is this guy? Does he go here [to college]?

Buffy: Spike? Oh no, he's totally old. Not as old as my last boyfriend though.

Riley: OK, it's late...so I'm just going to go far away...

  • Why Don't You Marry It: A distraught Willow, looking for a shoulder to cry on, is angry when Buffy has to leave her to go chase Spike. She makes the inevitable comment and Hilarity Ensues.
  • You're Insane!: Riley's reaction to Buffy playing off her earlier spell-induced antics as a joke.

 Buffy: Uh huh.

Beat

Riley: But you're still single.