Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3/E18 Choices/Quotes

"Do you get the feeling that we're kind of in a rut?"
"Rut?"
"You never take me anyplace new."

[evasively] "What about that fire demon nest in the cave by the beach? Thought that was a nice change of pace."

—Buffy and Angel

"A package is arriving tomorrow night from Central America. Something -- and I can't stress this enough -- something crucially important to my Ascension. Without it ... Well! What would Toll House cookies be without the chocolate chips?"

[Faith regards her cookie, puzzled]

"A pretty darn big disappointment, I can tell you!"

—Mayor Wilkins

Buffy: But you - I can't believe you got into Oxford!
Willow: It's pretty exciting.
Oz: There's some deep academia there.
Buffy: That's where they make Gileses!
Willow: I know. I could learn, and have scones.

Xander: Everything in life is foreign territory. Kerouac. He's my teacher. The open road is my school."
Buffy: Making the open dumpster your cafeteria?
Xander: Go ahead, mock me.
Oz: I think she just did.
Xander: We anti-establishment types have always been persecuted.

Oz : Well, sure. You're all so weird.

"Give me the speech again, please. 'Faith, we're still your friends. We can help you. It's not too late.'"

"It's way too late. You know, it didn't have to be this way. But you made your choice. I know you had a tough life, and I know that some people think you had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo hoo. Poor you. You know, you had a lot more in your life than some people. I mean, you had friends in your life like Buffy. Now you have no one. You were a Slayer and now you're nothing. You're just a big selfish, worthless waste--

[Faith smacks Willow]

"You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."

"And here I just thought you didn't have a comeback."

—Faith and Willow

"Clandestine meeting, prisoner exchanges in the dark of night? [giggles] I feel like we should all be wearing trench coats!"

—Mayor Wilkins

"I married my Edna May in aught-three and I was with her right until the end. Not a pretty picture. Wrinkled and senile and cursing me for my youth. Wasn't our happiest time. And let's not forget the fact that any moment of true happiness will turn you evil. I mean, come on. What kind of a life can you offer her? I don't see a lot of Sunday picnics in the offing."

—Mayor Wilkins

"I don't know what the Mayor was talking about. How could he know anything about us?"
"Well, he's evil."
"Big time. He doesn't even know what a lasting relationship is."
"No."
"Probably the only lasting relationship he's ever had is with...evil."

"Yeah."

"Big, stupid...evil guy."

—Buffy and Angel

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