Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3/E22 Graduation Day Part 2/Quotes

I miss you Snyder,
I miss you so.
You snarked on Buffy,
Giles and Willow.
And now you're snake food,
Such woe!

Oh, Snyder, I miss you so.

—Paen to Snyder, Couch Baron

"I demand an explanation."
"For what?"
"Wesley."
"Uh... inbreeding?"

"So very funny. Any minute, I'm sure to laugh."

—Cordelia and Xander

"But does [Wesley] have to leave the country? I mean, you got fired and you still hang around like a big loser. Why can't he?"

—Cordelia to Giles

"Well, I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."

"We attack the Mayor with hummus."

[disbelief] "I stand corrected."

"Just trying to keep things in perspective."

—Cordelia and Oz

"Congratulations to the Class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate. This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet. (Spit out that gum.) Please welcome our distinguished guest speaker, Richard Wilkins III. (I saw that gesture. You see me after graduation.)"

—Principal Snyder

"It has begun. My destiny. [beat] It's a little sooner than I expected. I had this whole section on civic pride. But I guess we'll just skip to the big finish."

—Mayor Wilkins

"There is a certain Dramatic Irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say."

"Fire bad. Tree Pretty."

—Giles and Buffy'

"Guys, take a moment to deal with this. We survived."
"It was a hell of a battle."

"Not the battle. High School."

—Oz and Buffy