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* [[Ax Crazy]]: Willow is talking to Giles on the phone.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: Willow is talking to Giles on the phone.
{{quote| Giles, I-I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, n-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|So I told her to come to you.]] Kay?}}
{{quote| Giles, I-I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, n-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|So I told her to come to you.]] Kay?}}
* [[Bill Bill Junk Bill]]: Buffy sorting through Giles' mail.
* [[Bill, Bill, Junk, Bill]]: Buffy sorting through Giles' mail.
{{quote| Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)/Recap/S3 E6 Band Candy|the last time you tried to recapture your youth]]. }}
{{quote| Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3 E6 Band Candy|the last time you tried to recapture your youth]]. }}
* [[Blatant Lies]]
* [[Blatant Lies]]
{{quote| '''Kathy:''' (finding her book has gum underneath it) Ewww! Who left their gum here?<br />
{{quote| '''Kathy:''' (finding her book has gum underneath it) Ewww! Who left their gum here?<br />
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'''Buffy:''' Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?<br />
'''Buffy:''' Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?<br />
'''Oz:''' Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy. }}
'''Oz:''' Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy. }}
* [[Evil Eyeshadow]]: Buffy takes on her [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)/Recap/S3 E9 The Wish|Wishverse look]] as she starts losing her soul.
* [[Evil Eyeshadow]]: Buffy takes on her [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S3 E9 The Wish|Wishverse look]] as she starts losing her soul.
* [[Eyedscreen]]
* [[Eyedscreen]]
* [[Foreshadowing]]: [[The Casanova|Parker chatting up Kathy]].
* [[Foreshadowing]]: [[The Casanova|Parker chatting up Kathy]].
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{{quote| '''Buffy:''' So then after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-and the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy, staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.<br />
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' So then after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-and the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy, staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.<br />
'''Oz:''' Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon poring the blood down your throat. }}
'''Oz:''' Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon poring the blood down your throat. }}
* [[Last-Second Word Swap]]: Willow does this thinking Buffy is about to blurt out to Kathy that she was attacked by a demon. It turns out Buffy has already come up with a mugger cover story (Willow's suggestion of a [[Everything's Worse With Bears|bear not being very plausible]]).
* [[Last-Second Word Swap]]: Willow does this thinking Buffy is about to blurt out to Kathy that she was attacked by a demon. It turns out Buffy has already come up with a mugger cover story (Willow's suggestion of a [[Everything's Worse with Bears|bear not being very plausible]]).
* [[Life Energy]]: Or Soul Sucking, in this case.
* [[Life Energy]]: Or Soul Sucking, in this case.
* [[Mixed Metaphor]]
* [[Mixed Metaphor]]
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* [[Serious Business]]
* [[Serious Business]]
* [[Slow Motion Drop]]: Kathy cutting her toenails! Kathy getting tomato juice on Buffy's sweater!
* [[Slow Motion Drop]]: Kathy cutting her toenails! Kathy getting tomato juice on Buffy's sweater!
* [[Spell My Name With a "The"]]: Xander describes Buffy as "The Buffinator".
* [[Spell My Name with a "The"]]: Xander describes Buffy as "The Buffinator".
* [[Stock Quotes]]: Xander and Oz are tying Buffy up.
* [[Stock Quotes]]: Xander and Oz are tying Buffy up.
{{quote| '''Xander:''' Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.<br />
{{quote| '''Xander:''' Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.<br />

Revision as of 01:37, 9 April 2014


Buffy suspects her annoying roommate Kathy is a demon.

  • Ax Crazy: Willow is talking to Giles on the phone.

 Giles, I-I just talked to Buffy and, yeah, I think she's feeling a little... insane. No, n-not bitchy crazy, more like homicidal maniac crazy. So I told her to come to you. Kay?

 Boring... boring... bill... bill... What's with the motorbike and scooter magazine? You're not having one of those mid-life things, are you? 'Cause I'm still going 'ick' from the last time you tried to recapture your youth.

 Kathy: (finding her book has gum underneath it) Ewww! Who left their gum here?

Buffy: Gum gnome?

Kathy: It wasn't me! It had to be somebody, Buffy!

Buffy: (Swallows the gum she had been chewing.) I don't know.

 Xander: Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self respecting bachelor?

 Buffy: ...so then Kathy's like, 'It's share time.' And I'm like, 'Oh yeah? Share this!' (She punches at the air)

Oz: So, either you hit her, or you did your wacky mime routine for her.

Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserves it, don't you think?

Oz: Nobody deserves a mime, Buffy.

 Buffy: So then after the scorpion, the demon opened my mouth and sucked some kind of weird light out of me. A-and the worst part? I wake up and there's Kathy, staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.

Oz: Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon poring the blood down your throat.

 Kathy: Just log every [phone] call you make in here and that way when the bill comes it won't be a problem. I figure, 'Stitch in time...'

Buffy: '...catches the worm.'

 (Whap) All you had to do was (Whap) write (Whap) down (Whap) your (Whap) calls!

 Taparrich: There you are. Do you have any idea how much trouble you're in, young lady?

Kathy: I'm 3000 years old! When are you going to stop treating me like I'm 900?

 Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.

Buffy: Not yet, but it will.

Xander: Don't say that. {{[[[Oh Crap]] realizing what she'd just said}}] Oh, PLEASE don't say that.