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Buffy reaches her 18th birthday and she must undergo the Cruciamentum test according to Slayer tradition. She must kill a vampire without her powers. Said vamp escapes...
Buffy reaches her 18th birthday and she must undergo the Cruciamentum test according to Slayer tradition. She must kill a vampire without her powers. Said vamp escapes...


* [[After Action Patchup]]: After discovering Giles had secretly injected her, Buffy threatens to kill him if he touches her again. At the end of the episode, after Giles has been fired for helping her, Buffy allows him to clean the wound on her forehead.
* [[After-Action Patchup]]: After discovering Giles had secretly injected her, Buffy threatens to kill him if he touches her again. At the end of the episode, after Giles has been fired for helping her, Buffy allows him to clean the wound on her forehead.
* [[Air Vent Escape]]: Buffy escapes Karlik at one point by sliding down a laundry chute.
* [[Air Vent Escape]]: Buffy escapes Karlik at one point by sliding down a laundry chute.
* [[Ankle Drag]]
* [[Ankle Drag]]
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* [[Ax Crazy]]: Kralik was criminally insane even before he became a vampire.
* [[Ax Crazy]]: Kralik was criminally insane even before he became a vampire.
* [[Bad Liar]]: Giles; tragically Buffy trusts him so much she doesn't even notice.
* [[Bad Liar]]: Giles; tragically Buffy trusts him so much she doesn't even notice.
* [[Barrier Busting Blow]]
* [[Barrier-Busting Blow]]
* [[Be Careful What You Wish For]]: Buffy has always said [[I Just Want to Be Normal]], but on losing her superpowers Buffy starts worrying how she'll be able to cope, knowing there are demons out there and being powerless to fight them off.
* [[Be Careful What You Wish For]]: Buffy has always said [[I Just Want to Be Normal]], but on losing her superpowers Buffy starts worrying how she'll be able to cope, knowing there are demons out there and being powerless to fight them off.
* [[Bread Eggs Breaded Eggs]]
* [[Bread, Eggs, Breaded Eggs]]
{{quote| '''Willow:''' You can vote now! You can be drafted! You can vote to not be drafted!}}
{{quote| '''Willow:''' You can vote now! You can be drafted! You can vote to not be drafted!}}
* [[Brought Down to Normal]]
* [[Brought Down to Normal]]
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* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Kralik's pills. {{spoiler|More specifically, then fact that he needs to down them with a nice glass of water.}}
* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: Kralik's pills. {{spoiler|More specifically, then fact that he needs to down them with a nice glass of water.}}
* [[Clothing Reflects Personality]]: Buffy shuns her trendy vampire-attracting clothes for the Dungarees of Doom when going to fight Kralik.
* [[Clothing Reflects Personality]]: Buffy shuns her trendy vampire-attracting clothes for the Dungarees of Doom when going to fight Kralik.
* [[Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are]]: "Hide and seeek, hide and seeek..."
* [[Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are]]: "Hide and seeek, hide and seeek..."
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: Angel is casually (trying to, at least) ask Buffy if she has a date on her birthday.
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: Angel is casually (trying to, at least) ask Buffy if she has a date on her birthday.
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy'.<br />
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy'.<br />
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{{quote| '''Buffy:''' The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.<br />
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.<br />
'''Oz:''' Bright side to everything. }}
'''Oz:''' Bright side to everything. }}
* [[Hey It's That Guy]]: [[Star Trek Enterprise (TV)|Malcolm Reed]] is the Watcher who gets turned into a vampire mook.
* [[Hey, It's That Guy!]]: [[Star Trek Enterprise (TV)|Malcolm Reed]] is the Watcher who gets turned into a vampire mook.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Xander enjoys Buffy's weakness because he can do manly things like open peanut butter jars for her, then finds he can't open the jar either.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]: Xander enjoys Buffy's weakness because he can do manly things like open peanut butter jars for her, then finds he can't open the jar either.
{{quote| Willow, can you give me a hand here?}}
{{quote| Willow, can you give me a hand here?}}
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* [[Neck Lift]]: Kralik does this to Blair to prevent him calling for help.
* [[Neck Lift]]: Kralik does this to Blair to prevent him calling for help.
* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: Giles is fired as Buffy's Watcher; he won't be reinstated until "Checkpoint" in Season 5.
* [[No Good Deed Goes Unpunished]]: Giles is fired as Buffy's Watcher; he won't be reinstated until "Checkpoint" in Season 5.
* [[Out of Genre Experience]]: Has more of a horror movie feel as opposed to the usual action-y approach of the series.
* [[Out-of-Genre Experience]]: Has more of a horror movie feel as opposed to the usual action-y approach of the series.
* [[Parental Substitute]]: After Buffy's [[Disappeared Dad]] fails to take her to the ice show, Buffy drops a big hint that Giles could take her instead.
* [[Parental Substitute]]: After Buffy's [[Disappeared Dad]] fails to take her to the ice show, Buffy drops a big hint that Giles could take her instead.
* [[Papa Bear]]: After Giles disobeys protocol by telling Buffy about the test and later coming to her aid, Quentin Travers admonishes Giles that he has "a father's love" for Buffy rendering him "[[Being Personal Isn't Professional|incapable of clear and impartial judgement]]".
* [[Papa Bear]]: After Giles disobeys protocol by telling Buffy about the test and later coming to her aid, Quentin Travers admonishes Giles that he has "a father's love" for Buffy rendering him "[[Being Personal Isn't Professional|incapable of clear and impartial judgement]]".
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* [[Room Full of Crazy]]: Buffy enters a room to find the walls covered in polaroids of her [[Bound and Gagged]] mother.
* [[Room Full of Crazy]]: Buffy enters a room to find the walls covered in polaroids of her [[Bound and Gagged]] mother.
* [[Rule of Symbolism]]: Buffy's first fight is in an [[Abandoned Playground]], with all the 'leave childhood behind' metaphors that implies.
* [[Rule of Symbolism]]: Buffy's first fight is in an [[Abandoned Playground]], with all the 'leave childhood behind' metaphors that implies.
* [[Self Made Orphan]]: Kralik, and he intends to make Buffy just like him, saying to Joyce that when Buffy wakes up a vampire, "[[Tear Off Your Face|Your face will be the first thing she eats]]."
* [[Self-Made Orphan]]: Kralik, and he intends to make Buffy just like him, saying to Joyce that when Buffy wakes up a vampire, "[[Tear Off Your Face|Your face will be the first thing she eats]]."
* [[Screaming Woman]]: Buffy being chased by Kralik on the way home. Needless to say no-one stops to help in Sunnydale.
* [[Screaming Woman]]: Buffy being chased by Kralik on the way home. Needless to say no-one stops to help in Sunnydale.
* [[Spot of Tea]]: Quentin drinks tea from a china cup while calmly discussing Buffy's impending peril.
* [[Spot of Tea]]: Quentin drinks tea from a china cup while calmly discussing Buffy's impending peril.

Revision as of 19:15, 25 January 2014


Buffy reaches her 18th birthday and she must undergo the Cruciamentum test according to Slayer tradition. She must kill a vampire without her powers. Said vamp escapes...

  • After-Action Patchup: After discovering Giles had secretly injected her, Buffy threatens to kill him if he touches her again. At the end of the episode, after Giles has been fired for helping her, Buffy allows him to clean the wound on her forehead.
  • Air Vent Escape: Buffy escapes Karlik at one point by sliding down a laundry chute.
  • Ankle Drag
  • Armchair Military

 Quentin: We're not in the business of fair, Miss Summers; we're fighting a war.

Giles: You're waging a war. She's fighting it. There is a difference.

 Willow: You can vote now! You can be drafted! You can vote to not be drafted!

 Buffy: Actually, I do have a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him 'Daddy'.

Angel: (looking relieved) Huh. Your father. [beat] It is your father, right?

    • Buffy coldy tells Giles, "I don't know you," Cordy takes her literally and believes some demon has given her amnesia, as well as wondering from their serious expressions if the world's supposed to end again and whether or not she should bother studying for an exam if that's the case.
  • Continuity Nod: To the flashback in "Becoming, Part One" when Angel first saw Buffy.
  • Disappeared Dad: This episode marks a change from Buffy's father simply being estranged from Joyce, to one who refuses to turn up even when Buffy needs him such as during Joyce's funeral.
  • Evil Lawyer Joke: The Scoobies are hitting the books to find out what could be affecting Buffy.

 Willow: Aha! A curse on Slayers. Oh, no. Wait. I-it's lawyers.

  • Expy: A Wicked Cultured cannibal Serial Killer in a straitjacket. Hmm, sounds familiar.
  • Fight Off the Kryptonite: Oz and Xander suggest this is why Buffy is getting weaker, then get into a geek argument over which type of Kryptonite is involved.
  • Foreshadowing: Buffy gripes about being the responsible Slayer while Faith is out having fun -- in "Bad Girls" after Giles is replaced by a less competent Watcher, Buffy starts exploring her delinquent side with Faith.
  • Friendship Moment: A subtle one where Buffy asks Cordelia for a lift, having point-blank refused to get one from Giles. Not understanding the context but seeing Buffy is in pain, Cordelia agrees without questions or snarking.
  • Getting Crap Past the Radar: After a rather... tense training session with Angel, Buffy is sat down with Giles revising the effects of crystals, and is rather fidgety. At one point she twiddles a rather long and thin crystal, and when Giles asks her if she's alright she responds:

 Buffy: I guess that... I just have some... energy to burn.

 Buffy: The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror.

Oz: Bright side to everything.

  • Hey, It's That Guy!: Malcolm Reed is the Watcher who gets turned into a vampire mook.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Xander enjoys Buffy's weakness because he can do manly things like open peanut butter jars for her, then finds he can't open the jar either.

 Willow, can you give me a hand here?

 Vampire: I'll kill you for that!

Buffy: For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?

 Giles: I am deeply sorry, Buffy, (reaches out to her) and you have to understand__

Buffy: (shaking with rage) If you touch me, I'll kill you.

  • Interplay of Sex and Violence: The entire teaser -- from Angel's and Buffy's romantic dinner turning into a UST-loaded sparring session, Buffy fiddling with a phallic-like crystal eager to get on with the slaying, to a vampire pinning Buffy under his body while trying to stick a wooden stake into her.
  • Little Dead Riding Hood: When Kralik first attacks Buffy, she's walking home wearing a red coat.

 Kralik: Why did you come to the dark of the woods? (opens Buffy's bag of weapons) To bring all these sweets to grandmother's house?

 Angel: I watched you, and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps... and... and I loved you.

Buffy: Why?

Angel: 'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe... to warm it with my own.

Buffy: That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Angel: (grimacing) I was just thinking that, too.

 Giles: I don't give a rat's ass about the Council's orders. There will be no test.

 Buffy: If I was at full Slayer power, I'd be punning right about now.

 Buffy: (smiling) Satisfied?

Angel: I'm not sure that's the word.

Buffy: (taken aback) Okay. I didn't mean 'satisfied' like...

Angel: No, I, I wasn't trying to...

Buffy: (awkwardly) 'Cause we're not having satisfaction in the personal sense.

  • Use Your Head: When Buffy finds herself pinned by the first vampire, she escapes by headbutting him.
  • Valley Girl: Angel points out that Buffy spent most of her life being normal, but that only makes Buffy worried.

 Buffy: Before I was the Slayer, I was... Well, I, I don't wanna say shallow, but... Let's say a certain person, who will remain nameless -- we'll just call her Spordelia -- looked like a classical philosopher next to me.

  • Who Are You: Buffy asks this of Giles when she finds out he betrayed her.
  • You Fight Like a Cow: Buffy and the vampire she's fighting at the beginning of the episode. Until her strength starts to fade along with her punning abilities; suddenly the vamp is the only one making wisecracks.