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{{quote|(to Buffy) ''"So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you."<br />
{{quote|(to Buffy) ''"So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you."
"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out?]]'' ([[Eye Take|off everyone's looks]]) ''What, [[Stop Helping Me!|I'm trying to help]]."''|'''Giles''' and '''Cordelia'''}}
"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out?]]'' ([[Eye Take|off everyone's looks]]) ''What, [[Stop Helping Me!|I'm trying to help]]."''|'''Giles''' and '''Cordelia'''}}


{{quote| '''Xander:''' Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?<br />
{{quote|'''Xander:''' Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?
'''Jonathan:''' ''([[Beat]])'' We're supposed to get some books. On [[Stalin]].<br />
'''Jonathan:''' ''([[Beat]])'' We're supposed to get some books. On [[Stalin]].
'''Xander:''' Does this ''look'' like a Barnes & Noble?!<br />
'''Xander:''' Does this ''look'' like a Barnes & Noble?!
'''Giles:''' (This is a school library, Xander.) }}
'''Giles:''' (This is a school library, Xander.) }}


{{quote|''"Oh God. I invited him into my car once. That means he can [[Comically Missing the Point|come into my car whenever he wants!]]"<br />
{{quote|''"Oh God. I invited him into my car once. That means he can [[Comically Missing the Point|come into my car whenever he wants!]]"
"Yep, you're doomed to have to [[Faux Horrific|give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it]]. And those guys'' never ''chip in for gas."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Giles'''}}
"Yep, you're doomed to have to [[Faux Horrific|give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it]]. And those guys'' never ''chip in for gas."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Giles'''}}


{{quote|''"You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore."<br />
{{quote|''"You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore."
"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need [[Politically-Incorrect Villain|a really good parking space.]]"''|'''Drusilla''' and '''Angelus'''}}
"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need [[Politically-Incorrect Villain|a really good parking space.]]"''|'''Drusilla''' and '''Angelus'''}}


{{quote|''"I know you feel betrayed."<br />
{{quote|''"I know you feel betrayed."
"Yes, well, that's [[Shaped Like Itself|one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.]]"''|'''Ms. Calender''' and '''Giles'''}}
"Yes, well, that's [[Shaped Like Itself|one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.]]"''|'''Ms. Calender''' and '''Giles'''}}


{{quote|''"It's so weird ... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew."<br />
{{quote|''"It's so weird ... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew."''
"Well, sort of, except ..."<br />
''"Well, sort of, except ..."''
"Except what?"<br />
''"Except what?"''
"You're [[Foe Yay|still the only thing he thinks about.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Willow'' }}
''"You're [[Foe Yay|still the only thing he thinks about.]]"''
|'''Buffy''' and '''Willow'' }}


{{quote|(to Angelus) '''"[[You're Insane!|Are you insane?!]]''' ''We're supposed to kill the bitch, not [[Of Corpse He's Alive|leave gag gifts]] in her friends' beds."<br />
{{quote|(to Angelus) '''"[[You're Insane!|Are you insane?!]]''' ''We're supposed to kill the bitch, not [[Of Corpse He's Alive|leave gag gifts]] in her friends' beds."
"But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul."<br />
"But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul."
'What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new & improved one is not playing with a full sack."''|'''Spike''' and '''Drusilla'''}}
'What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new & improved one is not playing with a full sack."''|'''Spike''' and '''Drusilla'''}}

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(to Buffy) "So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you."

"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out? (off everyone's looks) What, I'm trying to help."
Giles and Cordelia

Xander: Excuse me, but have you ever heard of knocking?
Jonathan: (Beat) We're supposed to get some books. On Stalin.
Xander: Does this look like a Barnes & Noble?!
Giles: (This is a school library, Xander.)

"Oh God. I invited him into my car once. That means he can come into my car whenever he wants!"

"Yep, you're doomed to have to give him and his vamp pals a lift whenever they feel like it. And those guys never chip in for gas."
Cordelia and Giles

"You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore."

"Well, maybe next time I'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space."
Drusilla and Angelus

"I know you feel betrayed."

"Yes, well, that's one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal."
Ms. Calender and Giles

"It's so weird ... Every time something like this happens, my first instinct is still to run to Angel. I can't believe it's the same person. He's completely different from the guy that I knew."
"Well, sort of, except ..."
"Except what?"
"You're still the only thing he thinks about."

—'Buffy and Willow

(to Angelus) "Are you insane?! We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds."
"But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul."

'What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new & improved one is not playing with a full sack."
Spike and Drusilla

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