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{{quote| '''Ted:''' Buffy, your mother and I are taking it one step at a time. And if things go the way I hope, maybe someday soon I just might ask her to tie the knot. How would you feel about that?<br />
{{quote|'''Ted:''' Buffy, your mother and I are taking it one step at a time. And if things go the way I hope, maybe someday soon I just might ask her to tie the knot. How would you feel about that?
'''Buffy:''' I'd feel like killing myself. }}
'''Buffy:''' I'd feel like killing myself. }}


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* [[Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are]]: Buffy goes hunting for [[Percussive Therapy|something to take out her frustrations on]], but she's too depressed to make an effort; we see her sitting on a [[Trauma Swing]] saying "Vampires? Heeeere vampires..."
* [[Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are]]: Buffy goes hunting for [[Percussive Therapy|something to take out her frustrations on]], but she's too depressed to make an effort; we see her sitting on a [[Trauma Swing]] saying "Vampires? Heeeere vampires..."
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Angel gets a rare opportunity here, when [[Hypocritical Humor|Buffy keeps complaining to him about Ted being all anyone can ever talk about]].
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]: Angel gets a rare opportunity here, when [[Hypocritical Humor|Buffy keeps complaining to him about Ted being all anyone can ever talk about]].
{{quote| So you going to talk about something else at some point?}}
{{quote|So you going to talk about something else at some point?}}
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: Children refusing to accept their separated parent's new love interest.
* [[Does This Remind You of Anything?]]: Children refusing to accept their separated parent's new love interest.
* [[Emotionally Tongue-Tied]]
* [[Emotionally Tongue-Tied]]
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* [[Facial Horror]]
* [[Facial Horror]]
* [[The Fettered]]
* [[The Fettered]]
{{quote| '''Cordelia''': "I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer, shouldn't she have--"<br />
{{quote|'''Cordelia''': "I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer, shouldn't she have--"
'''Xander''': "What, a license to kill?"<br />
'''Xander''': "What, a license to kill?"
'''Cordelia''': "Well, not for fun, but she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"<br />
'''Cordelia''': "Well, not for fun, but she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
'''Willow''': "Sure, in a fascist society."<br />
'''Willow''': "Sure, in a fascist society."
'''Cordelia''': "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" }}
'''Cordelia''': "Right! Why can't we have one of those?" }}
* [[Florence Nightingale Effect]]: Buffy quite enjoys nursing Angel back to health.
* [[Florence Nightingale Effect]]: Buffy quite enjoys nursing Angel back to health.
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* [[How Unscientific]]: The series brings in sci-fi elements, but without much comment from the characters. Arguable this was already done in "I Robot, You Jane" but that also involved a demon. Continuity is maintained however in that we see [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]] in later seasons as well.
* [[How Unscientific]]: The series brings in sci-fi elements, but without much comment from the characters. Arguable this was already done in "I Robot, You Jane" but that also involved a demon. Continuity is maintained however in that we see [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]] in later seasons as well.
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]
* [[Hypocritical Humor]]
{{quote| '''Xander:''' You wanna go in the utility closet and make out?<br />
{{quote|'''Xander:''' You wanna go in the utility closet and make out?
'''Cordelia:''' God! Is that [[All Men Are Perverts|all you ever think about?]] [[[Beat]]] Okay. }}
'''Cordelia:''' God! Is that [[All Men Are Perverts|all you ever think about?]] [[[Beat]]] Okay. }}
* [[Karma Houdini]]: A line at the beginning implies the Order Of Taraka (from the previous episode) simply backed off (three were killed over the previous two episodes, but most are presumably still out there).
* [[Karma Houdini]]: A line at the beginning implies the Order Of Taraka (from the previous episode) simply backed off (three were killed over the previous two episodes, but most are presumably still out there).
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* [[The Mirror Shows Your True Self]]: Ted's reflection in the window behind Buffy tells the audience he's not a vampire.
* [[The Mirror Shows Your True Self]]: Ted's reflection in the window behind Buffy tells the audience he's not a vampire.
* [[Metaphorgotten]]
* [[Metaphorgotten]]
{{quote| '''Buffy''': Vampires are creeps.<br />
{{quote|'''Buffy''': Vampires are creeps.
'''Giles''': Yes, that's why one slays them.<br />
'''Giles''': Yes, that's why one slays them.
'''Buffy''': I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am...<br />
'''Buffy''': I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am...
'''Giles''': Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the... [[Subtext]] here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text. }}
'''Giles''': Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the... [[Subtext]] here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text. }}
* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: Buffy is delighted when Ted gives her an excuse to beat him up, until she knocks him down the stairs and breaks his neck.
* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: Buffy is delighted when Ted gives her an excuse to beat him up, until she knocks him down the stairs and breaks his neck.
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* [[Peek-a-Boo Corpse]]: [[Gory Discretion Shot|Although we don't see them]], the (literal) skeletons Xander finds in the closet.
* [[Peek-a-Boo Corpse]]: [[Gory Discretion Shot|Although we don't see them]], the (literal) skeletons Xander finds in the closet.
* [[Percussive Therapy]]: Buffy says she's OK about her mother taking up with a new man. [[Gilligan Cut]] to a shocked Giles watching Buffy beating the crap out of a vampire with a dustbin lid.
* [[Percussive Therapy]]: Buffy says she's OK about her mother taking up with a new man. [[Gilligan Cut]] to a shocked Giles watching Buffy beating the crap out of a vampire with a dustbin lid.
{{quote| '''Giles:''' It, it's, it's staking time, really. Don't you think?}}
{{quote|'''Giles:''' It, it's, it's staking time, really. Don't you think?}}
* [[Pocket Protector]]: Giles after getting hit by a crossbow bolt.
* [[Pocket Protector]]: Giles after getting hit by a crossbow bolt.
{{quote| '''Giles:''' No, no, really, I, uh, I don't think it went in too deep. The... advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.}}
{{quote|'''Giles:''' No, no, really, I, uh, I don't think it went in too deep. The... advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.}}
* [[Playing Possum]]: The vampire is laughing over how Giles got shot with his friend's crossbow, when Giles [[Annoying Arrows|yanks out the bolt]] and [[The Determinator|stakes him with it]].
* [[Playing Possum]]: The vampire is laughing over how Giles got shot with his friend's crossbow, when Giles [[Annoying Arrows|yanks out the bolt]] and [[The Determinator|stakes him with it]].
* [[Puppy Dog Eyes]]: Giles has apparently learned some lessons from Buffy, as Jenny complains about him doing this.
* [[Puppy Dog Eyes]]: Giles has apparently learned some lessons from Buffy, as Jenny complains about him doing this.
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]: Especially for one built in [[The Fifties]].
* [[Ridiculously-Human Robots]]: Especially for one built in [[The Fifties]].
* [[Right Behind Me]]
* [[Right Behind Me]]
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' [[Hypocritical Humor|I'm pretty good at sensing what's going on around me]], and there is definitely something wrong with this... Ted.<br />
{{quote|'''Buffy:''' [[Hypocritical Humor|I'm pretty good at sensing what's going on around me]], and there is definitely something wrong with this... Ted.<br />
'''Xander:''' Ted!<br />
'''Xander:''' Ted!<br />
'''Buffy:''' Of course, Ted. Who'd you think I was talking about?<br />
'''Buffy:''' Of course, Ted. Who'd you think I was talking about?<br />
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* [[Shout-Out]]: To ''[[The Stepford Wives]]'' (or perhaps one of the [[B-Movie]] sequels ''The Stepford Husbands'').
* [[Shout-Out]]: To ''[[The Stepford Wives]]'' (or perhaps one of the [[B-Movie]] sequels ''The Stepford Husbands'').
* [[Sorry to Interrupt]] / [[Book Ends]]: At the start of the episode Buffy walks in on her mother kissing Ted. At the end of the episode, Buffy walks in on [[Sealed with a Kiss|Giles and Jenny kissing]].
* [[Sorry to Interrupt]] / [[Book Ends]]: At the start of the episode Buffy walks in on her mother kissing Ted. At the end of the episode, Buffy walks in on [[Sealed with a Kiss|Giles and Jenny kissing]].
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Okay! That's it! I give up! Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room? What is it with grown-ups these days?}}
{{quote|'''Buffy:''' Okay! That's it! I give up! Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room? What is it with grown-ups these days?}}
* [[Squee]]: Willow's reaction to Ted saying he can get her a free computer upgrade.
* [[Squee]]: Willow's reaction to Ted saying he can get her a free computer upgrade.
* [[Staircase Tumble]]
* [[Staircase Tumble]]
* [[Standard Fifties Father]]: Ted
* [[Standard Fifties Father]]: Ted
* [[Tempting Fate]]: Lampshaded again.
* [[Tempting Fate]]: Lampshaded again.
{{quote| '''Xander:''' Yeah, with Spike and Drusilla out of the way, we've really been ridin' the mellow, and I am really jinxing the hell out of us by saying that?<br />
{{quote|'''Xander:''' Yeah, with Spike and Drusilla out of the way, we've really been ridin' the mellow, and I am really jinxing the hell out of us by saying that?
'''Buffy:''' Yeah, but we'll let you off this time. }}
'''Buffy:''' Yeah, but we'll let you off this time. }}
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: Ted is deliberately nonchalant about his reappearance after leaving Buffy's home in a body bag.
* [[Unexplained Recovery]]: Ted is deliberately nonchalant about his reappearance after leaving Buffy's home in a body bag.
{{quote| '''Ted''': I'm a salesman! That's what you should have remembered. No matter how you put him down, a good salesman always bounces back.}}
{{quote|'''Ted''': I'm a salesman! That's what you should have remembered. No matter how you put him down, a good salesman always bounces back.}}
* [[You Could Have Used Your Powers for Good]]
* [[You Could Have Used Your Powers for Good]]
{{quote| '''Buffy:''' Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.<br />
{{quote|'''Buffy:''' Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.
'''Willow:''' Not any big ones.<br />
'''Willow:''' Not any big ones.
'''Buffy:''' Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
'''Buffy:''' Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
}}
}}

Revision as of 11:43, 7 August 2014


Ted: Buffy, your mother and I are taking it one step at a time. And if things go the way I hope, maybe someday soon I just might ask her to tie the knot. How would you feel about that?
Buffy: I'd feel like killing myself.

Joyce's new boyfriend (John Ritter) is discovered to be abusive. And a robot.

Tropes

So you going to talk about something else at some point?

Cordelia: "I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer, shouldn't she have--"
Xander: "What, a license to kill?"
Cordelia: "Well, not for fun, but she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
Willow: "Sure, in a fascist society."
Cordelia: "Right! Why can't we have one of those?"

Xander: You wanna go in the utility closet and make out?
Cordelia: God! Is that all you ever think about? [[[Beat]]] Okay.

  • Karma Houdini: A line at the beginning implies the Order Of Taraka (from the previous episode) simply backed off (three were killed over the previous two episodes, but most are presumably still out there).
    • Because Spike is (temporarily) out of the picture, presumably they're no longer getting paid. According to Angel the "contract is off".
  • Meaningful Name: Ted is clearly based off serial killer Ted Bundy. The office whiteboard with the sales count even says "Ted B.".
  • The Mirror Shows Your True Self: Ted's reflection in the window behind Buffy tells the audience he's not a vampire.
  • Metaphorgotten

Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini pizzas, and everyone's like, 'I like your mini pizzas,' but I'm telling you, I am...
Giles: Uh, uh, Buffy! I-I believe the... Subtext here is, is, rapidly becoming, uh, uh, text.

  • My God, What Have I Done?: Buffy is delighted when Ted gives her an excuse to beat him up, until she knocks him down the stairs and breaks his neck.
  • Not Even Human
  • Only Sane Man: No one except Buffy suspects Ted's motives, and while at first it just seems like she's upset about her mother getting a boyfriend, it turns out that Ted laces his cooking with drugs to prevent people from catching on to his scheme.
  • Parent with New Paramour: A very, very dark take on this trope.
  • Peek-a-Boo Corpse: Although we don't see them, the (literal) skeletons Xander finds in the closet.
  • Percussive Therapy: Buffy says she's OK about her mother taking up with a new man. Gilligan Cut to a shocked Giles watching Buffy beating the crap out of a vampire with a dustbin lid.

Giles: It, it's, it's staking time, really. Don't you think?

Giles: No, no, really, I, uh, I don't think it went in too deep. The... advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar.

Buffy: I'm pretty good at sensing what's going on around me, and there is definitely something wrong with this... Ted.

Xander: Ted!

Buffy: Of course, Ted. Who'd you think I was talking about?

Xander: Hi, Ted! Ted, who's here.

Ted: Hello, kids!

Buffy: Okay! That's it! I give up! Do I have to sound an air horn every time I walk into a room? What is it with grown-ups these days?

Xander: Yeah, with Spike and Drusilla out of the way, we've really been ridin' the mellow, and I am really jinxing the hell out of us by saying that?
Buffy: Yeah, but we'll let you off this time.

  • Unexplained Recovery: Ted is deliberately nonchalant about his reappearance after leaving Buffy's home in a body bag.

Ted: I'm a salesman! That's what you should have remembered. No matter how you put him down, a good salesman always bounces back.

Buffy: Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.
Willow: Not any big ones.
Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!