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{{quote|'''Kendra''': I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
{{quote|'''Kendra''': I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
'''Willow''': There's a Slayer handbook?
'''Willow''': There's a Slayer handbook?
'''Buffy''': Wait. [[Read the Freaking Manual|Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?]]<br />
'''Buffy''': Wait. [[Read the Freaking Manual|Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?]]
'''Willow''': Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool... <br />
'''Willow''': Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
'''Giles''': After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would [[Stealth Insult|be of no use in your case]].<br />
'''Giles''': After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would [[Stealth Insult|be of no use in your case]].
'''Buffy''': Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case?? }}
'''Buffy''': Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case?? }}


{{quote|''"I'd rather be worm food than [[Anything But That|look at your pathetic face!]]"<br />
{{quote|''"I'd rather be worm food than [[Anything But That|look at your pathetic face!]]"
"Then go! I'm not stopping ya."<br />
"Then go! I'm not stopping ya."
"I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd [[You Can Keep Her|let a girl go off to her doom]] all by herself!"<br />
"I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd [[You Can Keep Her|let a girl go off to her doom]] all by herself!"
"Not just any girl. ''[[Stealth Insult|You're special.]]''<br />
"Not just any girl. ''[[Stealth Insult|You're special.]]''
"I can't believe that I'm [[Locked in a Room|stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth]] here WITH YOU!"<br />
"I can't believe that I'm [[Locked in a Room|stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth]] here WITH YOU!"
"I ''hope'' these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna..."''<br />
"I ''hope'' these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna..."''
(gets in his face)'' "'I'm gonna' ''what? Coward!"<br />
(gets in his face)'' "'I'm gonna' ''what? Coward!"
"Moron!"<br />
"Moron!"
"''I ''hate'' you!<br />
"''I ''hate'' you!
"I HATE YOU!"<br />
"I HATE YOU!"
''(they start [[Slap Slap Kiss|kissing each other madly]])''<br />
''(they start [[Slap Slap Kiss|kissing each other madly]])''
"We ''so'' [[Oh Crap|need to get outta here.]]"''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}}
"We ''so'' [[Oh Crap|need to get outta here.]]"''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote|''"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or [[The Slacker|a work of any kind person.]]"<br />
{{quote|''"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or [[The Slacker|a work of any kind person.]]"
"They why'd they select you?"<br />
"They why'd they select you?"
"Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except that [[Brilliant but Lazy|it leads to jobs.]]"<br />
"Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except that [[Brilliant but Lazy|it leads to jobs.]]"
"Well, don't you have some ambition?"<br />
"Well, don't you have some ambition?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth."<br />
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth."
"Huh?"<br />
"Huh?"
"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|it's a man's chord]]. You could lose a finger."''|'''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}}
"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|it's a man's chord]]. You could lose a finger."''|'''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}}


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{{quote|''"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."'' |'''Oz'''}}
{{quote|''"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."'' |'''Oz'''}}


{{quote|''"The monkey's [[Seinfeldian Conversation|the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes]], you know that? (You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are ''my'' pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo."<br />
{{quote|''"The monkey's [[Seinfeldian Conversation|the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes]], you know that? (You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are ''my'' pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo."''
"The monkey is French?"<br />
''"The monkey is French?"''
"All monkeys are French."''|'''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}}
''"All monkeys are French."''
|'''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}}


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Latest revision as of 21:51, 5 March 2024

"She died?"

(defensively) Just a little."
—Kendra and Buffy

"So what are you gonna do with (Angel) anyway?

"I'm thinkin' maybe dinner and a movie. I don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt, you know."
—Willy and Spike

Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it.
Willow: There's a Slayer handbook?
Buffy: Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool...
Giles: After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would be of no use in your case.
Buffy: Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case??

"I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face!"
 "Then go! I'm not stopping ya."
"I bet you wouldn't! I bet you'd let a girl go off to her doom all by herself!"
"Not just any girl. You're special.
"I can't believe that I'm stuck spending what will probably be my last few moments on Earth here WITH YOU!"
"I hope these are my last few moments! Three more seconds with you, and I'm gonna..."
 (gets in his face) "'I'm gonna' what? Coward!"
"Moron!"
"I hate you!
 "I HATE YOU!"
(they start kissing each other madly)

"We so need to get outta here."
—Cordelia and Xander

"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person."
 "They why'd they select you?"
"Oh, I sorta test well. Y'know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
"Well, don't you have some ambition?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth."
"Huh?"

"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger."
—Oz and Willow

"Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?"

"Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet."
—Drusilla and Spike

"Angel. He's Drusilla's sire."

"Man, that guy got major neck in his day!"
—Buffy and Xander

Willow: Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel.
Kendra: Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla!
Xander: Angel's our friend! ('Cept I don't like him.)

"You can attack me, you send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend."
—Buffy

"I don't take orders. I do things my way."
"No wonder you died."

—Buffy and Kendra

Spike: What the hell is THIS?!
Buffy: It's your lucky day, Spike.
Kendra: Two slayers. (Punch!)
Buffy: No waiting. (Biff!)

"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
—Oz

"The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? (You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen.) So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo."
"The monkey is French?"
"All monkeys are French."

—Oz and Willow

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