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{{quote|"'I aspire to help my fellow man.' ''Check. --As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross."<br />
{{quote|"'I aspire to help my fellow man.' ''Check. --As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross."
"Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to [[Overly Narrow Superlative|the rich and the pretty]].<br />
"Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to [[Overly Narrow Superlative|the rich and the pretty]].<br />
"Which, lucky me, excludes you.'' Twice."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander''' }}
"Which, lucky me, excludes you.'' Twice."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander''' }}


{{quote|''"'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?'" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps ''his own company'' by default?"<br />
{{quote|''"'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?'" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps ''his own company'' by default?"
"So, mark '[[Take a Third Option|none of the above]]'."<br />
"So, mark '[[Take a Third Option|none of the above]]'."<br />
"Well, there are no boxes for 'none of the above'. That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world."''|'''Xander''' and '''Buffy'''}}
"Well, there are no boxes for 'none of the above'. That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world."''|'''Xander''' and '''Buffy'''}}


{{quote|''"I'm kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have."<br />
{{quote|''"I'm kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have."
"What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."<br />
"What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
"You're not gonna be young forever."<br />
"You're not gonna be young forever."
"Yes, but [[Self-Deprecation|I'll always be stupid.]]"''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}
"Yes, but [[Self-Deprecation|I'll always be stupid.]]"''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote| '''Xander:''' When you look at me, do you think 'prison guard'?<br />
{{quote|'''Xander:''' When you look at me, do you think 'prison guard'?
''(Willow and Buffy giggle)''<br />
''(Willow and Buffy giggle)''
'''Buffy''': Um, ''crossing'' guard, maybe, but prison guard?<br />
'''Buffy''': Um, ''crossing'' guard, maybe, but prison guard?
'''Xander''': They just put up the assignments for the career fair, and according to my test results I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections.<br />
'''Xander''': They just put up the assignments for the career fair, and according to my test results I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections.
'''Buffy''': Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars.<br />
'''Buffy''': Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars.
'''Xander''': Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh now, missy, they assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.<br />
'''Xander''': Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh now, missy, they assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.
'''Buffy''': ''(stunned)'' As in police?<br />
'''Buffy''': ''(stunned)'' As in police?
'''Xander''': As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.<br />
'''Xander''': As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.
'''Willow''': But, [[Bad News in a Good Way|doughnuts!]] }}
'''Willow''': But, [[Bad News in a Good Way|doughnuts!]] }}


{{quote|''"Do I like shrubs?"<br />
{{quote|''"Do I like shrubs?"
"[[Innocent Innuendo|That's between you and your god.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Xander'''}}
"[[Innocent Innuendo|That's between you and your god.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote|''"Giles, it's one thing to be a Watcher and a librarian. They go together like chicken and... [[Metaphorgotten|another chicken, or... two chickens, or... something]], you know what I'm saying! The point is, no one blinks an eye if you want to spend all your days with books. What am I supposed to do? Carve stakes for a nursery?"''|'''Buffy'''}}
{{quote|''"Giles, it's one thing to be a Watcher and a librarian. They go together like chicken and... [[Metaphorgotten|another chicken, or... two chickens, or... something]], you know what I'm saying! The point is, no one blinks an eye if you want to spend all your days with books. What am I supposed to do? Carve stakes for a nursery?"''|'''Buffy'''}}


{{quote|''"You're in danger. You know what the ring means?"<br />
{{quote|''"You're in danger. You know what the ring means?"
"I just killed a Super Bowl champ?"''|'''Angel''' and '''Buffy'''}}
"I just killed a Super Bowl champ?"''|'''Angel''' and '''Buffy'''}}


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"Will, you need a life in the worst way." ''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}
"Will, you need a life in the worst way." ''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}}


{{quote|''"You dragged me out of bed for'' a ride? ''What am I, mass transportation?"<br />
{{quote|''"You dragged me out of bed for'' a ride? ''What am I, mass transportation?"
"That's [[Rhetorical Question Blunder|what a lot of the guys say]], but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind."<br />
"That's [[Rhetorical Question Blunder|what a lot of the guys say]], but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind."<br />
"Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi'' and ''your punching bag."<br />
"Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi'' and ''your punching bag."<br />
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Revision as of 09:06, 8 August 2014

"'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. --As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross."
 "Cordelia Chase, always ready to give a helping hand to the rich and the pretty.

"Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice."
—Cordelia and Xander

"'Are you a people person, or do you prefer keeping your own company?'" Well, what if I'm a people person who keeps his own company by default?"
 "So, mark 'none of the above'."

"Well, there are no boxes for 'none of the above'. That would introduce too many variables into their mushroom head, number-crunching little world."
—Xander and Buffy

"I'm kinda curious to find out what sort of career I could have."
 "What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark."
"You're not gonna be young forever."

"Yes, but I'll always be stupid."
—Willow and Xander

Xander: When you look at me, do you think 'prison guard'?
(Willow and Buffy giggle)
Buffy: Um, crossing guard, maybe, but prison guard?
Xander: They just put up the assignments for the career fair, and according to my test results I can look forward to being gainfully employed in the growing field of corrections.
Buffy: Well, at least you'll be on the right side of the bars.
Xander: Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh now, missy, they assigned you to the booth for law enforcement professionals.
Buffy: (stunned) As in police?
Xander: As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.
Willow: But, doughnuts!

"Do I like shrubs?"

"That's between you and your god."
—Buffy and Xander
"Giles, it's one thing to be a Watcher and a librarian. They go together like chicken and... another chicken, or... two chickens, or... something, you know what I'm saying! The point is, no one blinks an eye if you want to spend all your days with books. What am I supposed to do? Carve stakes for a nursery?"
—Buffy

"You're in danger. You know what the ring means?"

"I just killed a Super Bowl champ?"
—Angel and Buffy

"Goody! Research party!"

"Will, you need a life in the worst way."
—Willow and Xander

"You dragged me out of bed for a ride? What am I, mass transportation?"
 "That's what a lot of the guys say, but it's just locker room talk. I wouldn't pay it any mind."

"Oh, great, so now I'm your taxi and your punching bag."

"I like to think of you more as my witless foil, but have it your way."
—Cordelia and Xander

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