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{{quote|''"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night.'' '[[Ironic Nursery Tune|Run and catch, The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch]].' ''She had the sweetest voice. What will'' your ''mummy sing when they find your body?''"|'''Drusilla''' to '''James'''}} |
{{quote|''"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night.'' '[[Ironic Nursery Tune|Run and catch, The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch]].' ''She had the sweetest voice. What will'' your ''mummy sing when they find your body?''"|'''Drusilla''' to '''James'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I don't see why everyone picks on [[Marie Antoinette]]. I can'' so ''relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and [[ |
{{quote|''"I don't see why everyone picks on [[Marie Antoinette]]. I can'' so ''relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and [[It's All About Me|people don't appreciate that kind of effort]]. And I'' know ''the peasants were all depressed..."<br /> |
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"I think you mean'' oppressed."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"I think you mean'' oppressed."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote| '''Willow:''' So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade?<br /> |
{{quote| '''Willow:''' So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade?<br /> |
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'''Buffy''': Not even. Ford wouldn't give me the time of day.<br /> |
'''Buffy''': Not even. Ford wouldn't give me the time of day.<br /> |
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'''Ford''': Well, [[May |
'''Ford''': Well, [[May-December Romance|I was a manly sixth-grader]]. I couldn't bother with someone that young.<br /> |
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'''Buffy''': It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "[[Songs of Solace|I Touch Myself]]". ''(off everyone's looks)'' Of course, I had [[Innocent Innuendo|no idea what it was about]]. }} |
'''Buffy''': It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "[[Songs of Solace|I Touch Myself]]". ''(off everyone's looks)'' Of course, I had [[Innocent Innuendo|no idea what it was about]]. }} |
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"What I see is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at [[Good Is Not Nice|the all-you-can-eat moron bar.]]"''|'''Chantarelle''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"What I see is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at [[Good Is Not Nice|the all-you-can-eat moron bar.]]"''|'''Chantarelle''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I am trying to'' save ''you! You are playing in some serious traffic here, do you understand that? You're going to'' die! ''And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, MY GOD, [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|could you have a dorkier outfit]]?"<br /> |
{{quote|''"I am trying to'' save ''you! You are playing in some serious traffic here, do you understand that? You're going to'' die! ''And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, MY GOD, [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|could you have a dorkier outfit]]?"<br /> |
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"Gotta side with her on this one, D. You look like a big ninny."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Ford''' }} |
"Gotta side with her on this one, D. You look like a big ninny."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Ford''' }} |
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"What do you want me to say?"<br /> |
"What do you want me to say?"<br /> |
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"Lie to me."<br /> |
"Lie to me."<br /> |
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"[[Lies to Children|Yes, it's terribly simple]]. [[Incorruptible Pure Pureness|The good guys are always stalwart and true]], [[Card |
"[[Lies to Children|Yes, it's terribly simple]]. [[Incorruptible Pure Pureness|The good guys are always stalwart and true]], [[Card-Carrying Villain|the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats]], [[Sugar Bowl|and we always defeat them and save the day! No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.]]<br /> |
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"Liar."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
"Liar."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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Revision as of 22:37, 9 January 2014
"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. 'Run and catch, The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.' She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?"
—Drusilla to James
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"I don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed..." —Cordelia and Xander
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Willow: So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade? |
Buffy: We're going to the Bronze. It's the local club, and you have to come. |
(as Buffy) "'This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends!' (as himself) Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?"
—Xander
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(wearing a colorful striped shirt) "Boy, we blend right in." —Willow and Xander
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"But do they really stick out?" —Willow and Xander
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"This is so cool! I would totally live here." —Ford and Spike
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"I want to be one of you. A vampire." —Ford and Spike
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"I've got something to offer you. (Beat) This Is the Part Where you pull out a pocket watch and say, "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you." It's traditional." —Ford and Spike
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"He leaves no paper trail, no records, that's incriminating enough." —Angel and Xander
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"I'm sorry, Ford. I just couldn't wait 'till tonight! I'm rash and impulsive. It's a flaw." —Buffy and Ford
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""This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?" —Chantarelle and Buffy
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"I am trying to save you! You are playing in some serious traffic here, do you understand that? You're going to die! And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, MY GOD, could you have a dorkier outfit?" —Buffy and Ford
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"Well, I've got a news flash for you, braintrust: that's not how it works. You You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."
—Buffy:
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"Ford, these people don't deserve to die!" —Buffy and Ford
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"These people are sheep. They want to be vampires because they're lonely, miserable or bored. I don't have a choice."
—Ford
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"Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate. Who to trust. It's just, like, the more I know, the more confused I get." —Buffy and Giles
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"Does it ever get easy?" —Buffy and Giles
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