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"I think you mean'' oppressed."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"I think you mean'' oppressed."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Willow:''' So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade? |
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'''Buffy''': Not even. Ford wouldn't give me the time of day. |
'''Buffy''': Not even. Ford wouldn't give me the time of day. |
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'''Ford''': Well, [[May-December Romance|I was a manly sixth-grader]]. I couldn't bother with someone that young.<br /> |
'''Ford''': Well, [[May-December Romance|I was a manly sixth-grader]]. I couldn't bother with someone that young.<br /> |
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'''Buffy''': It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "[[Songs of Solace|I Touch Myself]]". ''(off everyone's looks)'' Of course, I had [[Innocent Innuendo|no idea what it was about]]. }} |
'''Buffy''': It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "[[Songs of Solace|I Touch Myself]]". ''(off everyone's looks)'' Of course, I had [[Innocent Innuendo|no idea what it was about]]. }} |
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{{quote|'''Buffy''': We're going to the Bronze. It's the local club, and you ''have'' to come. |
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'''Ford:''' I'd love to, but if you guys already had plans... Would I be imposing? |
'''Ford:''' I'd love to, but if you guys already had plans... Would I be imposing? |
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'''Xander:''' Oh, only in the literal sense. }} |
'''Xander:''' Oh, only in the literal sense. }} |
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{{quote|(as Buffy) ''"'This is Ford, my bestest friend of'' all ''my friends!' ''(as himself) ''Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?"''|'''Xander'''}} |
{{quote|(as Buffy) ''"'This is Ford, my bestest friend of'' all ''my friends!' ''(as himself) ''Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?"''|'''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|(wearing a colorful striped shirt) ''"Boy, we blend right in." |
{{quote|(wearing a colorful striped shirt) ''"Boy, we blend right in." |
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[[Sarcasm Mode|In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs]]."''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
[[Sarcasm Mode|In no way do we stick out like sore thumbs]]."''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|''"But do they really stick out?" |
{{quote|''"But do they really stick out?" |
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"What?" |
"What?" |
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"[[Sidetracked by the Analogy|Sore thumbs]]. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone, 'Wow! That baby is sore!'"<br /> |
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"You have too many thoughts."''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"You have too many thoughts."''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|''"This is so cool! I would totally live here." |
{{quote|''"This is so cool! I would totally live here." |
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"Do I have'' anyone ''on watch here? [[Swiss Cheese Security|It's called security]], people! Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
"Do I have'' anyone ''on watch here? [[Swiss Cheese Security|It's called security]], people! Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?"''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
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"I've known you for'' two minutes ''and I can barely stand you, I ''don't'' really feature you living forever."''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
"I've known you for'' two minutes ''and I can barely stand you, I ''don't'' really feature you living forever."''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I've got something to offer you.'' ([[Beat]]) ''[[This Is the Part Where]] you pull out a pocket watch and say, "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you." It's traditional." |
{{quote|''"I've got something to offer you.'' ([[Beat]]) ''[[This Is the Part Where]] you pull out a pocket watch and say, "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you." It's traditional." |
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"Yeah, well, I'm not much of one for tradition.'' (to Drusilla) ''Can I eat him now, pet?"''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
"Yeah, well, I'm not much of one for tradition.'' (to Drusilla) ''Can I eat him now, pet?"''|'''Ford''' and '''Spike'''}} |
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{{quote|''"He leaves no paper trail, no records, that's incriminating enough." |
{{quote|''"He leaves no paper trail, no records, that's incriminating enough." |
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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one." |
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one." |
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"Could you'' not ''call me that?"''|'''Angel''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"Could you'' not ''call me that?"''|'''Angel''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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"I'm still a little fuzzy on exactly what yours is. I think it has to do with being [[Consummate Liar|a lying scumbag.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Ford'''}} |
"I'm still a little fuzzy on exactly what yours is. I think it has to do with being [[Consummate Liar|a lying scumbag.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Ford'''}} |
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{{quote|''""This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?" |
{{quote|''""This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?" |
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"What I see is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at [[Good Is Not Nice|the all-you-can-eat moron bar.]]"''|'''Chantarelle''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"What I see is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are going to be pigging out at [[Good Is Not Nice|the all-you-can-eat moron bar.]]"''|'''Chantarelle''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, I've got a news flash for you, braintrust: that's not how it works. You You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."''|'''Buffy:'''}} |
{{quote|''"Well, I've got a news flash for you, braintrust: that's not how it works. You You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."''|'''Buffy:'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Ford, these people don't deserve to die!" |
{{quote|''"Ford, these people don't deserve to die!" |
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"Well, NEITHER DO I! But apparently no one took that into consideration, because I'm still dying. ''(Buffy's speechless)'' I look good, don't I? Well, let me tell you something. I've got maybe six months left, and by then, what they bury won't even'' look ''like me. It'll be bald, and shriveled, and it'll smell bad. No, I'm not going out that way.'' I'm sorry, ''Summers! Did I screw up your righteous anger riff? Does the nest of tumors liquefying my brain kinda [[Sympathy for |
"Well, NEITHER DO I! But apparently no one took that into consideration, because I'm still dying. ''(Buffy's speechless)'' I look good, don't I? Well, let me tell you something. I've got maybe six months left, and by then, what they bury won't even'' look ''like me. It'll be bald, and shriveled, and it'll smell bad. No, I'm not going out that way.'' I'm sorry, ''Summers! Did I screw up your righteous anger riff? Does the nest of tumors liquefying my brain kinda [[Sympathy for the Devil|spoil the fun?]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Ford''' }} |
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{{quote|''"These people are sheep. They want to be vampires because they're lonely, miserable or bored. [[Driven to Villainy|I don't have a choice]]."''|'''Ford'''}} |
{{quote|''"These people are sheep. They want to be vampires because they're lonely, miserable or bored. [[Driven to Villainy|I don't have a choice]]."''|'''Ford'''}} |
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Latest revision as of 04:23, 12 November 2015
"My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. 'Run and catch, The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.' She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?"
—Drusilla to James
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"I don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed..." —Cordelia and Xander
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Willow: So, you two were sweeties in fifth grade? |
Buffy: We're going to the Bronze. It's the local club, and you have to come. |
(as Buffy) "'This is Ford, my bestest friend of all my friends!' (as himself) Jeez, doesn't she know any fat guys?"
—Xander
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(wearing a colorful striped shirt) "Boy, we blend right in." —Willow and Xander
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"But do they really stick out?" —Willow and Xander
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"This is so cool! I would totally live here." —Ford and Spike
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"I want to be one of you. A vampire." —Ford and Spike
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"I've got something to offer you. (Beat) This Is the Part Where you pull out a pocket watch and say, "You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you." It's traditional." —Ford and Spike
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"He leaves no paper trail, no records, that's incriminating enough." —Angel and Xander
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"I'm sorry, Ford. I just couldn't wait 'till tonight! I'm rash and impulsive. It's a flaw." —Buffy and Ford
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""This is a beautiful day. Can't you see that?" —Chantarelle and Buffy
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"I am trying to save you! You are playing in some serious traffic here, do you understand that? You're going to die! And the only hope you have of surviving this is to get out of this pit right now, and, MY GOD, could you have a dorkier outfit?" —Buffy and Ford
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"Well, I've got a news flash for you, braintrust: that's not how it works. You You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."
—Buffy:
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"Ford, these people don't deserve to die!" —Buffy and Ford
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"These people are sheep. They want to be vampires because they're lonely, miserable or bored. I don't have a choice."
—Ford
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"Nothing's ever simple anymore. I'm constantly trying to work it out. Who to love or hate. Who to trust. It's just, like, the more I know, the more confused I get." —Buffy and Giles
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"Does it ever get easy?" —Buffy and Giles
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Visit unabridged version HERE. |