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{{quote|''"Hey, I got a plan. How 'bout miniature golf?" |
{{quote|''"Hey, I got a plan. How 'bout miniature golf?" |
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"There's no course here." |
"There's no course here." |
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"Okay, uh, miniature tennis! A very tiny form of tennis that we could invent..."''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}} |
"Okay, uh, miniature tennis! A very tiny form of tennis that we could invent..."''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Yo, G-man! What's up?" |
{{quote|''"Yo, G-man! What's up?" |
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"Nice to see you, and [[My Name Is Not Durwood|don't ever call me that.]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Giles'''}} |
"Nice to see you, and [[My Name Is Not Durwood|don't ever call me that.]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Yes, I must consult my books."'' |
{{quote|''"Yes, I must consult my books."'' |
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(to Willow) ''"OH! 8 minutes and 33 seconds. [[Side Bet|Pay up!]] I called 10 minutes before you'd '[[Catch Phrase|consult your books]]' about something."''|'''Giles''' and '''Xander''' }} |
(to Willow) ''"OH! 8 minutes and 33 seconds. [[Side Bet|Pay up!]] I called 10 minutes before you'd '[[Catch Phrase|consult your books]]' about something."''|'''Giles''' and '''Xander''' }} |
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{{quote|''"The other night I dreamt that Xander--'' (off everyone's looks) [[Did I Say That Out Loud|Uh, it wasn't Xander]]. ...In fact, it wasn't me. ...In fact, [[I Have This Friend|it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it]]."''|'''Willow'''}} |
{{quote|''"The other night I dreamt that Xander--'' (off everyone's looks) [[Did I Say That Out Loud|Uh, it wasn't Xander]]. ...In fact, it wasn't me. ...In fact, [[I Have This Friend|it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it]]."''|'''Willow'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna be at The Bronze tonight?" |
{{quote|''"Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna be at The Bronze tonight?" |
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"Cibo Matto? They're'' playing?" |
"Cibo Matto? They're'' playing?" |
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''"No, Willow, [[Ask a Stupid Question|they're gonna be clog dancing.]]"''<br /> |
''"No, Willow, [[Ask a Stupid Question|they're gonna be clog dancing.]]"''<br /> |
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(amazement) ''"[[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|Cibo Matto can clog dance?!]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}} |
(amazement) ''"[[Does Not Understand Sarcasm|Cibo Matto can clog dance?!]]"''|'''Xander''' and '''Willow'''}} |
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{{quote|''"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."'' |
{{quote|''"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense."'' |
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"No, actually that would be [[Book Dumb|one of the five]]."''|'''Principal Snyder''' and '''Giles'''}} |
"No, actually that would be [[Book Dumb|one of the five]]."''|'''Principal Snyder''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Cordelia:''' Oh, look, it's [[The Three Musketeers (novel)|The Three Musketeers]].<br /> |
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'''Buffy''': ''(to Xander)'' Was that an insult?<br /> |
'''Buffy''': ''(to Xander)'' Was that an insult?<br /> |
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'''Xander:''' [[Insult Backfire|Kinda lacked punch]].<br /> |
'''Xander:''' [[Insult Backfire|Kinda lacked punch]].<br /> |
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'''Buffy:''' I would have to go with "Stooges" also. }} |
'''Buffy:''' I would have to go with "Stooges" also. }} |
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{{quote|''"You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you?" |
{{quote|''"You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you?" |
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"As defending champion, you nervous?" |
"As defending champion, you nervous?" |
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"[[Insult Backfire|I can hold my own]]."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"[[Insult Backfire|I can hold my own]]."''|'''Cordelia''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Willow''': Why else would [Buffy] be acting like such a [[Censorship by Spelling|B-I-T-C-H?]]<br /> |
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'''Giles''': Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.<br /> |
'''Giles''': Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.<br /> |
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'''Xander''': [[Book Dumb|A Bitca?]] }} |
'''Xander''': [[Book Dumb|A Bitca?]] }} |
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{{quote|''"What would somebody want with Master bones?" |
{{quote|''"What would somebody want with Master bones?" |
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"A trophy? A horrible conversation piece?"''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"A trophy? A horrible conversation piece?"''|'''Willow''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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"They're [[Faux Horrific|gonna cook her dinner?!]] ''([[Beat]])'' ...[[Can't Believe I Said That|I'll pretend I didn't say that]]."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"They're [[Faux Horrific|gonna cook her dinner?!]] ''([[Beat]])'' ...[[Can't Believe I Said That|I'll pretend I didn't say that]]."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, what about the rest of the note?"'' |
{{quote|''"Well, what about the rest of the note?"'' |
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"What ''rest of the note?" |
"What ''rest of the note?" |
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"The part that says, '{{smallcaps|[[Trap Is the Only Option|P.S., this is a trap]].}}'"''|'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"The part that says, '{{smallcaps|[[Trap Is the Only Option|P.S., this is a trap]].}}'"''|'''Willow''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|<small>Visit unabridged version [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S2/E01 When She Was Bad|HERE]].</small>}} |
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Latest revision as of 04:23, 12 November 2015
"Hey, I got a plan. How 'bout miniature golf?" —Xander and Willow
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"Yes, I must consult my books." —Giles and Xander
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"The other night I dreamt that Xander-- (off everyone's looks) Uh, it wasn't Xander. ...In fact, it wasn't me. ...In fact, it was a friend's dream, and she can't remember it."
—Willow
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"Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto's gonna be at The Bronze tonight?" —Xander and Willow
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"There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." —Principal Snyder and Giles
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Cordelia: Oh, look, it's The Three Musketeers. |
"You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you?" —Cordelia and Buffy
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Willow: Why else would [Buffy] be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H? |
"What would somebody want with Master bones?" —Willow and Xander
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(reads ransom note) "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal." —Buffy and Xander
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"Well, what about the rest of the note?" —Willow and Buffy
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"We were close. We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness."
—Buffy, about The Master
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"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry, was that an offensive term? Should I say 'Undead American'?"
—Buffy
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"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
—Buffy
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Visit unabridged version HERE. |