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{{quote|''"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."''|'''Buffy'''}} |
{{quote|''"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."''|'''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|''"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge...'' (notices Buffy's [[Book Dumb|blank look]]) ''Near [[ |
{{quote|''"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge...'' (notices Buffy's [[Book Dumb|blank look]]) ''Near [[Layman's Terms|a bunch of big rocks]]. That's where I was born."''|'''Merrick'''}} |
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{{quote| '''Buffy's Mom''': Bye-bye, [[My Name Is Not Durwood|Bobby]].<br /> |
{{quote| '''Buffy's Mom''': Bye-bye, [[My Name Is Not Durwood|Bobby]].<br /> |
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{{quote|''"Now, [[A God Am I|I'm a god!]]''<br /> |
{{quote|''"Now, [[A God Am I|I'm a god!]]''<br /> |
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(Pike stakes him)<br /> |
(Pike stakes him)<br /> |
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''"And now, [[Pre |
''"And now, [[Pre-Mortem One-Liner|you're a coat rack]]."''|'''Grueller''' and '''Pike'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I have detention slips here, and [[What Do You Mean |
{{quote|''"I have detention slips here, and [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|I'm not afraid to use them!]]"''|'''Gary Murray''' to horde of vampires attacking the school gym}} |
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{{quote|(while dying) ''"You do'' everything ''wrong."<br /> |
{{quote|(while dying) ''"You do'' everything ''wrong."<br /> |
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"Sorry. I take it back."<br /> |
"Sorry. I take it back."<br /> |
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"...No. [[Obi |
"...No. [[Obi-Wan Moment|Do it wrong]]. Don't play our game."''|'''Buffy''' and '''Merrick'''}} |
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{{quote|''"You ruined my new jacket!'' (to henchmen) ''Kill him. [[Department of Redundancy Department|A LOT]]."''|'''Amilyn''', after [[Major Injury Underreaction|his left arm has been torn off]]}} |
{{quote|''"You ruined my new jacket!'' (to henchmen) ''Kill him. [[Department of Redundancy Department|A LOT]]."''|'''Amilyn''', after [[Major Injury Underreaction|his left arm has been torn off]]}} |
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{{quote|''"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. [[Expecting Someone Taller|She's so little]]."''|'''Miss Calender'''}} |
{{quote|''"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. [[Expecting Someone Taller|She's so little]]."''|'''Miss Calender'''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes|I don't like spiders]], okay? [[Spiders Are Scary|Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway]]?''|'''Willow'''}} |
{{quote|''"[[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|I don't like spiders]], okay? [[Spiders Are Scary|Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway]]?''|'''Willow'''}} |
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{{quote|''Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes<br /> |
{{quote|''Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes<br /> |
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They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses<br /> |
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses<br /> |
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And [[Arson Murder and Jaywalking|what's with all the carrots?]]<br /> |
And [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|what's with all the carrots?]]<br /> |
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What do they need such good eyesight for anyway~?'' ♪|'''Anya'''}} |
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway~?'' ♪|'''Anya'''}} |
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"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out?]]'' ([[Eye Take|off everyone's looks]]) ''What, [[Stop Helping Me|I'm trying to help]]."''|'''Giles''' and '''Cordelia'''}} |
"By sneaking in her room and leaving stuff at night? [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|Why doesn't he just slit her throat or strangle her while she's sleeping or cut her heart out?]]'' ([[Eye Take|off everyone's looks]]) ''What, [[Stop Helping Me|I'm trying to help]]."''|'''Giles''' and '''Cordelia'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I don't see why everyone picks on [[Marie Antoinette]]. I can'' so ''relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and [[ |
{{quote|''"I don't see why everyone picks on [[Marie Antoinette]]. I can'' so ''relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and [[It's All About Me|people don't appreciate that kind of effort]]. And I'' know ''the peasants were all depressed..."<br /> |
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"I think you mean'' [[Book Dumb|oppressed]]."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"I think you mean'' [[Book Dumb|oppressed]]."|'''Cordelia''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth." |
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth." |
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"Huh?" |
"Huh?" |
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"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, [[What Do You Mean |
"Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|it's a man's chord]]. You could lose a finger."'' |
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{{quote| '''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}} |
{{quote| '''Oz''' and '''Willow'''}} |
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"[[Sarcasm Mode|It's as if you know me]]."'' |'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
"[[Sarcasm Mode|It's as if you know me]]."'' |'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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{{quote|''"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they [[One Dialogue Two Conversations|take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you...]]"<br /> |
{{quote|''"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they [[One Dialogue, Two Conversations|take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you...]]"<br /> |
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"Uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh... text."'' |'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
"Uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh... text."'' |'''Buffy''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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"Maybe it's [[Incredibly Lame Pun|a vampire bat?]] [beat] I'm low on that one, huh?"'' |'''Giles''' and '''Xander'''}} |
"Maybe it's [[Incredibly Lame Pun|a vampire bat?]] [beat] I'm low on that one, huh?"'' |'''Giles''' and '''Xander'''}} |
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{{quote|''"A bear! You MADE [[ |
{{quote|''"A bear! You MADE [[Everything's Worse With Bears|A BEAR!]]"<br /> |
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"I didn't mean to!"<br /> |
"I didn't mean to!"<br /> |
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"UNDO IT! UNDO IT!"''|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"UNDO IT! UNDO IT!"''|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|''"What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!"<br /> |
{{quote|''"What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!"<br /> |
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"Out. For. A. Walk. [beat] [[This Is for Emphasis Bitch|Bitch.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Spike'''}} |
"Out. For. A. Walk. [beat] [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|Bitch.]]"''|'''Buffy''' and '''Spike'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Well, not exactly [[Henry V|the St. Crispin's Day speech]], was it?"<br /> |
{{quote|''"Well, not exactly [[Henry V|the St. Crispin's Day speech]], was it?"<br /> |
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"We few, we happy few."<br /> |
"We few, we happy few."<br /> |
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"We [[Facing the Bullets One |
"We [[Facing the Bullets One-Liner|band of buggered]]."''|'''Spike''' and '''Giles'''}} |
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{{quote|''"Examine my chip, or else Mister...'' [examines label] ''[[Star Wars|Fett]] here is the first to die."<br /> |
{{quote|''"Examine my chip, or else Mister...'' [examines label] ''[[Star Wars|Fett]] here is the first to die."<br /> |
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"Hey, all right, let's not, [[What Do You Mean |
"Hey, all right, let's not, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|let's not do anything crazy here]]."''|'''Spike''' and '''Jonathan'''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Rock Bottom|I'm chained in a bathtub drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug!]]"''|'''Spike'''}} |
{{quote|''"[[Rock Bottom|I'm chained in a bathtub drinking pig's blood from a novelty mug!]]"''|'''Spike'''}} |
Revision as of 14:15, 9 January 2014
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
"Excuse me for not knowing where El Salvador is. Like I'm ever going to Spain, anyway."
—Buffy
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"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
—Buffy
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"There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge... (notices Buffy's blank look) Near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born."
—Merrick
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Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby. |
"Everyone gets horribly killed except the blonde girl in the nightie, who finally kills the monster with a machete. But it's not really dead." —Buffy and Jennifer
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"I don't believe this! The world is under attack by legions of the undead, and you're going to a mixer?!?"
—Pike
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"I've got something none of the other girls had." —Buffy and Merrick
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"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
—Buffy
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"C'mon, Pike! Join me! Live forever! We can start a band!"
—Benny
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""They had fangs. They were biting people. They had this look in their eyes — totally cold. Animal. I think they were Young Republicans."
—Andy
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"I have detention slips here, and I'm not afraid to use them!"
—Gary Murray to horde of vampires attacking the school gym
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(while dying) "You do everything wrong." —Buffy and Merrick
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"You ruined my new jacket! (to henchmen) Kill him. A LOT."
—Amilyn, after his left arm has been torn off
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"We're immortal. We can do anything." |
"I crashed your party." —Pike and Buffy
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The TV series
" Oh yeah. I'm cool. Nothing wrong here. It's only allergy season. Just like every February and May in the Buffyverse."
—Sep, Television Without Pity
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"I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
—Xander
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"Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells... so that she can become a cheerleader?"
—Giles
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"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
—Miss Calender
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Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes —Anya
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"Yes, I must consult my books." —Giles and Xander
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(reads ransom note) "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal." —Buffy and Xander
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(to Buffy) "So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you." —Giles and Cordelia
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"I don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed..." —Cordelia and Xander
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"You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."
—Buffy
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"'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. --As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross." —Cordelia and Xander
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"Goody! Research party!" —Willow and Xander
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"Yes, let's not jump to conclusions." —Giles and Buffy
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"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?"
—Willow
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"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
—Oz
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Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it. |
"I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face!" —Cordelia and Xander
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"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person." |
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth." "Huh?" "Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger."
Oz and Willow |
"There are no dead students here. This week."
—Principal Snyder
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"I don't take orders. I do things my way." —Buffy and Kendra
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"Oh! I know this one: 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices. Blah blah bitty blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'" —Buffy and Giles
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"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you..." —Buffy and Giles
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Cordelia: I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer -- shouldn't she have... |
"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
—Buffy
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"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"
—Buffy
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"I can walk like a man but I'm not one."
—Angel
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"When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie."
—Buffy
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"Angel is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's not."
—Willow
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"What a day. Gimme a beer." —Anya and a bartender
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"Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
—Xander
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"Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved."
—Giles
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"Have I ever let you down?" —Buffy and Giles
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"'Dear Buffy...' Hmmm. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards." —Angelus and Spike
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"We're out of Wheat-a-Bix." —Spike and Giles
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"And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid."
—Xander
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"I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them." —Anya and Xander
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"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting." —Giles and Buffy
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"Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?"
—Cordelia
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"I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before." —Giles and Xander
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"A bear! You MADE A BEAR!" —Spike and Buffy
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"I have no interest in you. Leave us." —Dracula and Xander
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"What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!" —Buffy and Spike
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"Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?" —Spike and Giles
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"Examine my chip, or else Mister... [examines label] Fett here is the first to die." —Spike and Jonathan
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