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'''Willow''': There's a Slayer handbook? |
'''Willow''': There's a Slayer handbook? |
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'''Buffy''': Wait. [[Read the Freaking Manual|Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?]] |
'''Buffy''': Wait. [[Read the Freaking Manual|Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?]] |
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'''Willow''': Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool... |
'''Willow''': Is there a T-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool... |
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'''Giles''': After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would [[Stealth Insult|be of no use in your case]]. |
'''Giles''': After meeting you, Buffy, I realized that, uh, the handbook would [[Stealth Insult|be of no use in your case]]. |
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'''Buffy''': Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case?? }} |
'''Buffy''': Well, what do you mean it would be of no use in my case? Wha-what's wrong with my case?? }} |
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"UNDO IT! UNDO IT!"''|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
"UNDO IT! UNDO IT!"''|'''Spike''' and '''Buffy'''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[You Have Failed Me|You failed me]]. |
{{quote|''"[[You Have Failed Me...|You failed me]]. |
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"Let's not quibble about [[Never My Fault|who failed who]]."''|'''Adam''' and '''Spike'''}} |
"Let's not quibble about [[Never My Fault|who failed who]]."''|'''Adam''' and '''Spike'''}} |
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Latest revision as of 19:27, 11 April 2017
" Oh yeah. I'm cool. Nothing wrong here. It's only allergy season. Just like every February and May in the Buffyverse."
—Sep, Television Without Pity
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"I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good."
—Xander
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"Let me be sure I have this right - this witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells... so that she can become a cheerleader?"
—Giles
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"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
—Miss Calender
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Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes —Anya
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"Yes, I must consult my books." —Giles and Xander
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(reads ransom note) "Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her a meal." —Buffy and Xander
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(to Buffy) "So Angel has decided to step up his harassment of you." —Giles and Cordelia
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"I don't see why everyone picks on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good, and people don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed..." —Cordelia and Xander
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"You die, and a demon sets up shop in your old house, and it walks, and it talks, and it remembers your life, but it's not you."
—Buffy
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"'I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. --As long as he's not smelly, dirty or something gross." —Cordelia and Xander
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"Goody! Research party!" —Willow and Xander
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"Yes, let's not jump to conclusions." —Giles and Buffy
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"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?"
—Willow
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"Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except that it leads to jobs."
—Oz
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Kendra: I study because it is required. The Slayer handbook insists on it. |
"I'd rather be worm food than look at your pathetic face!" —Cordelia and Xander
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"I'm not really a computer person, you know. Or a work of any kind person." |
"Oh, yeah, yeah! E-flat, diminished ninth." "Huh?" "Well, the E-flat, it's, it's doable, but that diminished ninth, y'know, it's a man's chord. You could lose a finger."
Oz and Willow |
"There are no dead students here. This week."
—Principal Snyder
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"I don't take orders. I do things my way." —Buffy and Kendra
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"Oh! I know this one: 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices. Blah blah bitty blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'" —Buffy and Giles
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"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you..." —Buffy and Giles
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Cordelia: I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer -- shouldn't she have... |
"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them."
—Buffy
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"You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?"
—Buffy
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"I can walk like a man but I'm not one."
—Angel
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"When Giles sends me on a mission, he says "please." And afterwards I get a cookie."
—Buffy
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"Angel is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's not."
—Willow
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"What a day. Gimme a beer." —Anya and a bartender
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"Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person."
—Xander
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"Whatever happened to Latin? At least when that made no sense, the church approved."
—Giles
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"Have I ever let you down?" —Buffy and Giles
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"'Dear Buffy...' Hmmm. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards." —Angelus and Spike
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"We're out of Wheat-a-Bix." —Spike and Giles
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"And they say that young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but I've learned to be afraid."
—Xander
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"I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them." —Anya and Xander
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"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting." —Giles and Buffy
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"Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?"
—Cordelia
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"I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before." —Giles and Xander
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"A bear! You MADE A BEAR!" —Spike and Buffy
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"I have no interest in you. Leave us." —Dracula and Xander
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"What are you doing here, Spike? Five words or less!" —Buffy and Spike
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"Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?" —Spike and Giles
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"Examine my chip, or else Mister... [examines label] Fett here is the first to die." —Spike and Jonathan
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