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- 1985 JFIGSA Fix With Sontarans
- 2005 CS the Christmas Invasion
- 2005 Ci NS Doctor Who Children in Need
- 2006 CS the Runaway Bride
- 2007 CS Voyage of the Damned
- 2007 Ci NS Time Crash
- 2007 TDWAS the Infinite Quest
- 2009 AS Dreamland
- 2010 CS A Christmas Carol
- 2011 CS the Doctor the Widow and the Wardrobe
- 2011 Red Nose Day Special Space and Time
- 20th AS the Five Doctors
- 30th AS Dimensions in Time
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- S3
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- E01 Partners in Crime
- E02 The Fires of Pompeii
- E03 Planet of the Ood
- E04 The Sontaran Stratagem
- E05 The Poison Sky
- E06 The Doctor's Daughter
- E06 The Doctors Daughter
- E07 The Unicorn and the Wasp
- E08 Silence in the Library
- E09 Forest of the Dead
- E10 Midnight
- E11 Turn Left
- E12 The Stolen Earth
- E13 Journeys End
- E14 The Next Doctor
- E15 Planet of the Dead
- E15 Planetofthe Dead
- E16 The Waters of Mars
- E17 E18 The End of Time
- S31
- S32
- E01 The Impossible Astronaut
- E02 Day of the Moon
- E03 The Curse of the Black Spot
- E04 The Doctor's Wife
- E05 The Rebel Flesh
- E06 The Almost People
- E07 A Good Man Goes to War
- E08 Let's Kill Hitler
- E09 Night Terrors
- E10 The Girl Who Waited
- E11 The God Complex
- E12 Closing Time
- E13 The Wedding of River Song
- E14 Death Is the Only Answer
- E15 Night and The Doctor
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A Police Box that's
Far bigger on the inside
Goes through time and space
The Doctor
Incidental saviour
Who bypasses history
He's our first Doctor,
A Technical Pacifist.
He's a grandfather.
Many companions
Adric annoyed everyone
The rest were okay
This is the one show
Where the Wild Mass Guess is true
He is a Time Lord
We're very sorry
we lost the middle.
Wolf Moon Rising
Hartnell: Grandfather;
Proper gentleman who stole
Time and space machine.
Troughton: Most is lost
Due to wiping tapes. (What shame!)
His best friend: Jamie.
Pertwee: in color!
Stuck on earth for far too long;
Oft fought The Master.
Tom: Bohemian;
Longest lasting on telly;
Melancholy end.
Davison: Cricket;
Polite, reserved, but boring?
"Caves" was best but last.
Colin: The colors!
Caustic, antisocial, but
Axed too soon by Beeb.
McCoy: Rrrrrrolled his Rrrrrrr's.
Clown, then darker/edgier;
Had nice final speech.
McGann: Half-human
On his mother's side (Or not!);
Should have had more time.
Eccleston: Did not
Want typecasting; bailed quickly;
Nice while it lasted.
Tennant: fan of Fifth;
"Brilliant!" but vengeful; went mad
At end; repented.
Smith: Bow Ties Are Cool.
Fezzes too. Pandoricas?
Not so much, Amy.
Fantastic, Moffat
But when you explain all this
Our minds will explode.
Poor, Sad, Lonely Bob.
He was killed by an Angel.
Now he is pissed off.
Peter Davison
Tennant is a huge fanboy
He wears celery
When Demon's Run,
The Pond child is lost.
The Doctor will fall.
They stole each other,
The boy and box of space-time
They were mad enough
ドクターとターディス
友達の泥棒
時間旅行
Let's Go Kill Hitler
Or lock him in the cupboard
Forgotten Quickly
The Weeping Angels
Move just when you're not looking
No. Really. Don't blink.
The Doctor will fall
On the fields of Trenzalore
Question: Doctor Who?
Tom Baker was Fourth
D'you want a jelly baby?
Always wore his scarf.