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Shinji: BOW BEFORE LORD DRACULA WHILEST YOUR FAIR VIRGINS BARE THEIR NECKS!
Shinji: YES! YES, MY MENACING MINIONS! SPILL THEIR BLOOD IN MY NAME!
Shinji:BOW BEFORE COUNT DRACULA, FOOLISH SERVANT OF THE STARS! MY VAMPIRIC FANGS HUNGER FOR YOUR BLOOD! NOW, BEHOLD! BEHOLD THAT MAN'S OWN EVIL HAS SUMMONED ME! BARE WITNESS AS I SHATTER THE WORLD WITH THEIR OWN SIN! REPENT! REPENT FOR YOU BRING THIS DOOM UPON YOURSELVES! MWA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Shinji: HA HA HA! HERE IS TRUE POWER!
Shinji: WHAT'S WRONG, ANGEL! I THOUGHT YOU HAD MY PATTERN MEMORIZED BY NOW! MWA HA HA HA!

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was... Dumbledore!
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!"
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Rumbridge. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"

Morgan: ATTENTION! I am Morgan le Fay! And this IS MY CITY!

Shadow Queen: Well, well, gang's all here. Oh, Vivian? Sure you don't want to change your mind about this whole thing?
Vivian: You know, I have to admit, back when I had that chat with Lyrius last night, I did briefly remember what I liked about how it was before… Before everything went… Crazy… (lifts her hat up so as to look the Queen in the eye) But when I saw you, I suddenly remembered all the stuff I hated about it, and all that kind of outweighed the other stuff! So in other words, go to Hell!
Koops: I'm with her. This brings back a lot of memories, and not all of them are the ones I had hoped to forget. Actually, they made all my worst nightmares before it look like birthday parties!
Goombella: Tell me about it. There's a certain gesture I'd like to make right now, but I don't have hands.
Yoshi: Want me to make it for you? I'm more in the mood for verbal obscenities now, but I could add that in.
Flurrie: So could I, I just wish I had a microphone handy, so I could say them louder.
Admiral Bobbery: No need, you two. Listen to me, hag, I swear by Neptune's Mighty Trident that this mad endeavor will cause you to suffer the machinations of Hell's grim tyrant, even if I have to drag you down to the fiery depths of his domain personally!
Ms. Mowz: What he said! It's the end of the party, Havarti!"
Shadow Queen: Interesting that you should focus so much on cheese, Ms. Mowz, seeing as the lot of you seem so fond of ham. Honestly, some things never change.


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