You Can't Do That on Television/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • This memorable exchange, from the episode "Television".

Christine: As you all know, Vanessa is new to the show and Vanessa, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me.
Vanessa: There is something I wanted to ask you.
Christine: Sure?
Vanessa: How do they make that slime they're always dumping on you?
Christine: First they take some liquid and then they add some jello powder and some flour. Sometimes some soap and they dump it all over me.
Vanessa: Where do they dump it from?
Christine: Actually Vanessa, I've always wondered that too, but I just don't know.
green slime falls on Christine's head
Vanessa: Interesting. Is it always green like this?
Christine: Well, yeah it usually is, but I guess it could be red.
red slime drops on Christine's head
Christine: Or... it could be blue.
blue slime drops on Christine's head
Christine: getting annoyed Or yellow.
yellow slime drops on Christine's head
Christine: Yep... Okay, you guys think you're so smart? Let's see stripes.
red, yellow, and blue slime falls on Christine's head
Vanessa: Boy, must be tough being a TV star. By the way, how do you get this stuff out?
Christine: Well, it usually washes out with water.
water falls on Christine's head
Christine: Usually.