Undercover As Lovers/Quotes

Maya: We were talking about your agents pretending to be married assassins.
Yussif: Very convincing.
Maya: I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.
McGee: Guys, they were acting.
Yussif: Trust me. I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.

Maya: It's true. I've met his wife.

—NCIS, "Under Covers"

Kate: Scary scenarios keep popping into my head. Like you're here to fire me, or to tell me I'm going undercover as DiNozzo's wife.

—NCIS, "Reveille"

"Since we're a married couple, we should just watch TV and not have sex."

—Jaime Sommers, Bionic Woman