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• The low lighting in Nod's facilities exists only because Kane likes hearing his people smash their shins against low-hanging consoles.
• Chapter 18; not only does Rawne fall victim to Temple Prime's dim lights, but we get his thoughts on Kilian;

"Deep down, Rawne envied Kane, if only for the fact that he was surrounded by so many leggy blondes who felt the need to fondle him"

• Anyone else find the part where Brother-Captain Allen beats the rapist to death to be very darkly humorous?
• Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."
• The mention of the Annual Black Hand Taco Fiesta in Chapter 17, mostly because of how it comes right out of nowhere.