Thief (series)/Funny
- In Thief 2, enjoy the escalating argument between two groups of guards defending their manor lord/lady. The insults they come up with are hilarious.
Guard 1: And I'm telling you that the only stench heartier than your rotting burrick of a master, is the liquor on his fetid breath. If he comes near Lady van Vernon again, we'll boil his knackers. |
- In the same game, Benny's conversation with the barmaid
- Oil flasks and moss arrows in Deadly Shadows. While moss arrows always gagged guards in the series, the sound and action of them gagging is particularly funny in the third game. Of course, watching guards take pratfalls on the slippery oil is funny, but it's even more funny when they do it right off a pier in the dock. Thanks to their Super Drowning Skills, it's a useful tactic, too.
- Garrett and his contempt for his fellow criminals.
Garrett (In The Metal Age) : ...Homebreakers. How quaint. |
- The first game's mission Return to the Cathedral, being the forerunner of Robbing the Cradle from the third game, is terrifying, but there's one moment of hilarity: Garrett reading aloud a Hammerite prayer in a tone of utter blistering sarcasm. Stephen Russell nails the total boredom in his voice.
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