The Room/Haiku

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A splendidly bad,
inexplicable movie.
Oh hai, TV tropes.

--Idler

I did not hit her!
I did NAHT. Oh hai, Denny.
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!

Hi Denny. Lisa,
You are tearing me apart!
I did NAHT. Hi, Mark.

--Anonymous

Oh, HI, [name of guy]!
Movie is laden with Narm,
Random spoon photos.

It's hilarious

You just a beeg CHEECKEN Hunh

Cheep cheep cheep cheep Ch EEP


I did not hit her!
It's not true, It's BULLSHIT. I
Did not! Oh, hi Mark.

Spoon in picture frame
Audience throws spoons at screen
The best worst movie

I can't tell you, it's
Confidential. Anyway,
How is your sex life?