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Mourner 1: Have they discovered what the old man died of? Mourner 2: Yes! It's a Hollywood disease known as "Author's Convenience." It only strikes those who stand in the way of a movie's plot development! —Grimlins Ptu! The New Botch, a MAD Magazine satire, MAD Magazine # 298, 1990

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