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The Hangover

• Too many to mention, but Mike Tyson trying to sing "In The Air Tonight" has to be up there.

(upon watching the security feed at Tyson's place) Mike Tyson: Where'd you get the cop car? Stu: ...we stole it. Mike Tyson: (grinning from ear-to-ear) NICE!

• Mr Chow pops out of the car boot, naked, attacking the main characters.

Mr. Chow: Too-ta-loo Mutha fuckaaaaaaaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ah!

• Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings during the Holocaust."
• Mr. Chow: "It's funny because he's fat." Also an example of Don't Explain the Joke.
• Alan's loner speech.
• The Rain Man shout out, especially Alan perfectly mimicking Dustin Hoffman's affectations down the escalator.
• Alan's response to the legality of counting cards while gambling.

Alan: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system. Stu: It's also illegal. Alan: It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane. Phil: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Alan: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, bin Laden.

• Alan trying to calm an enraged Mr. Chow.

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan: Nobody's going to fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.

• Alan interacting with the hotel staff.

Alan Garner: Can I ask you another question? Lisa: Sure. Alan Garner: You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it? Lisa: What do you mean? Alan Garner: Did, umm... did Caesar live here? Lisa: No. Alan Garner: I didn't think so.

• The cops barging in on Jade's room. "Shut the baby up! Shut the baby up!"
• The tiger in the back seat waking up.
• This exchange:

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you. Stu: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them. (Phil, Doug and Alan pull up outside.) Phil: Paging Dr. Faggot! (Beat.) Dr. Faggot!

The Hangover Part II

• Stu singing "Alantown".
• Stu's reaction when he realizes that he had sex with a transsexual, and he was the "bottom".
• Some of Chow's quotes:
  • "I have such an erection right now!" Chow says this after the high speed car chase and crash.
  • Chow mentions his business with Kingsley.

Phil: What business is that? Mr. Chow: It's called not your business, 'kay?

• • "You never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stops, start up again. Read a book!"
• Alan's joke in the back of the truck manages to make everyone else--including the silent monk--laugh their asses off.

Alan: When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.

• Stu's "bachelor party."

Stu: You see that? That's orange juice with a napkin over it... so nobody Roofie's me!

• Stu's reaction after one too many people say "Bangkok has him now":

"Why does everyone keep saying that?!"

• Alan's interactions with the monkey.
  • Hell, the monkey itself is a walking CMOF -- when this troper saw the movie, it got a laugh in every scene it was in.
• The monk kicking the guys' asses for talking in a meditation chamber.
  • Phil's reaction later to the said ass kicking.

Phil: Maybe put up a "No Talking!" sign, instead of sicking Crouching Tiger here on us.

• At the end, the completely offhand way Stu explains to Teddy where his finger went.

Stu: We gave it to a drug-dealing monkey.

• When the guys are arriving at the wedding, Doug blinks and says "Is that Alan driving?" Then he and his wife make sure everyone gets out of the way.

Stu: I'm sorry we almost killed everyone...

• Mike Tyson.