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{{quote|''"Summertime is generally a happy time, making it my least favorite time of year."''|'''Strong Sad''', ''[[Homestar Runner]]'', [http://www.homestarrunner.com/somber.html "Somber Vacation"]}}

{{quote|''It's not alright I've been avoiding
empty faces around me.
I know you depress yourself,
and hell, you're depressing me.''|'''Gileah and the Ghost Train''', "The Emergency"}}

{{quote|''"I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready. Wait a minute."''
''(Splashing noises)''
''"There, does that satisfy you?"''|'''Marvin the Paranoid Android''', "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"}}

{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|I'm not happy.]]"''|'''Charity Bazaar''', ''[[Histeria!]]''}}

{{quote|''"Ugh. I suppose, as a courtesy, I should extend an appropriate greeting. On behalf of the Utwig Proctors I truly hope, for your sake, that your day has been better than ours, although this really isn't saying that much."''|'''The Utwig''', ''[[Star Control]] 2''}}

{{quote|''We're all doomed.''
''Life...is so hollow.''
''Oh, what is the point?''
''I'll do what I can, but expect very little.''
''Onward, to futility!''|'''[[NPC|Xan]]''', [[Sarcasm Mode|resident cheerleader]], ''[[Baldur's Gate]]''}}

{{quote|''I'm in despair! [[Mad Libs Catchphrase|<subject of the episode's rant>]] has left me in despair!''|'''Nozomu Itoshiki''', ''[[Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei]]''}}

{{quote|''"No one... came to my party."''|'''Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle''', ''[[Rosenkreuzstilette]]''
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