The Castle/Funny

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  • When a local council land valuer is sent around to assess the value of the Kerrigans' property:

Valuer: ""Has the soil been tested?"
Darryl: ""Oh yeah. Nothing too serious in there. [Beat] What do you know about lead?"

Dennis: "It's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe, and, uh, that's it, it's the vibe...I rest my case."

    • Dale visits Wayne in prison.

Dale: "We could just chat for hours."

    • Farouk talks about the thug who visited the night before:

Farouk: "You have friend, I have friend. My friend go to your house, put bomb under your car and blow you to fucking sky!"

    • The catch-phrases and running gags all count, although there are too many to list.
  • The gates. They stole the fucking gates. This troper couldn't stop laughing for a long time.
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