The Baby Stompers/Quotes
Some especially memorable quotes from The Baby Stompers' illustrious career:
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From songs
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"I stick my dick in broken glass."
—Jacob
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"Okay, year twelve, can you listen around this way thank you... thanks for that."
—Forbsey
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"Girlfriend woudln't make me a fuckin' sandwich. Mowed that cunt's face off."
—Dylan
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"Fuckin' gospel cunt!"
—Jacob
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"I rape a dog. Because I listen to country."
—Jacob
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"Off me lawn."
—Ted
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"I ejaculate on violins."
—Ted
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"Take it like a real man, woman!"
—Jacob
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"Goin' fishing... you're the bait..."
—Dylan
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"Real men cry"
—Leah
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"Well I'm just a simple country boy; born and raised in a barn, with only sexy, sexy cows for company. One night on the way to the house, for my twenty-first birthday, where my momma was gonna give me a cup of tea, I got lost, and I wandered into the mountains. Confused, hungry and lonely, I took shelter in a cave. When I came to, I found the cave was full o' bears. Big, burly brown bears. And one bitch, well that bitch was the biggest brown burly, busty, buxom big-boobed bear I'd ever laid eyes on... She leaned in close to me and she said, "If you make a sound, my hunsband and children'll wake up, and they're gonna kill you... If you wanna survive, you gotta do me a favour." And then she spread her legs and I saw her beautiful bear vagina: her bear clitoris atop her bear labia, glistenin' gently with bear vaginal lubrication. I knew what I had to do. I leaned into her boobs, and I slid my finger into that mother bear's vagina."
—Fingering The Mother Bear
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About the band
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""Acid and Party (feat. Dylan C)" is a brilliant ride that conjures up images of epic battles. Like Dragon Force (video game), only good."
—j1mmy
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"I like to think that The Baby Stompers ARE the line between minimalist and not giving enough of a fuck to bother trying."
—Ted
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