TheStrawhatNO!/YMMV

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Thorn: "You came for me my love."
Travis: "Let's fly away on a white stallion."
Thorn: "Well, it's not white anymore. It's kind of gray. I mean I crashed your ship."
Travis: "Allow me to hold you in my silver, human-killing arms."

Travis: "I want him to be your new henchman along with the robot."