That Came Out Wrong/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Funny how you can say something in your head and it sounds fine...
—The Doctor, Doctor Who

Commander Shepard: [discussing 'sparring'] So when should I book the room?
Garrus Vakarian: I'd wait if you're OK with it. Disrupt the crew a little as possible. Take that last chance to find some calm just before the storm. You know me, always like to savor that last shot before popping the heatsink.
[Shepard gives Garrus a knowing smirk]

Garrus Vakarian: Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
—Mass Effect
"Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas: Full of country goodness and green pea-ness...Wait, that's terrible. I quit."
—Orson Welles (voiced by Maurice LaMarche), The Critic
Yeah, but I can't let Tani-baka know about this [1] -- ever. The second he heard about it, his head would explode! (blinks, thinking about what she just said as her face reddens) And I'm going to shut up now.
—Yanagimoto , Kyon: Big Damn Hero
  1. ↑ (an ongoing Marry Them All scenario between most of the SOS Brigade started by Haruhi with Kyon at the center)
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