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{{quote|'''Youngblood:''' Argh! You catch on quick for a land-lover!
'''[[Pirate Parrot]]:''' It's "lubber".
'''Youngblood:''' ''Really?'' It's "lubber"? ''That makes no sense!''
|''[[Danny Phantom]]''}}

{{quote|''Why are Pirates always from Norfolk? [[Mathematician's Answer|Because they Arrrr!!]]''}}

Avast! This be a [[Self-Demonstrating Article|Self-Demonstratin' Arrrticle]], matey.

In [[Real Life|all o' history]] since the dawn of time, thar be pirates. [[Julius Caesar]] fought 'em, and to this day pirates be takin' ships off the coast o' Somalia. Logic dictates that all these pirates be speakin' many a tongue, but in Hollywood, thar be only ''one'' way for pirates t' talk!

In fact, this trope be [[Newer Than They Think|New-arrr Than They Think]]. The standard [[Pirate]] accent was said ta ha' been invented by a scurvy lan'lubb'r callin' himself [[wikipedia:Robert Newton|Robert Newton]] for the 1950 movie ''[[Treasure Island]]''. Thar even be a scene in the film where he ends a prayer with "Arrrmen."

However, yer new-fangled "Piratespeak" be somethin' o' a very exad-urated parody of some English rural accents ''o' the 16th century''. A "snapshot" of a moment in the language durin' the "[[wikipedia:Great Vowel Shift|Great Vowel Shift]]", as it were. Thar be some who've argued the associatin' o' English rural accents with seafarin' folk be on account o' that scourge o' the sea, Lord Nelson, whose contemporaries noted his heavy Norfolk accent, but ''[[Treasure Island]]'' did popularise it, as well as that lovliest o' all phrases, "ARRRRHHHH!"

This be specifically inclusive o' characters talkin' like pirates while obviously not bein' pirates, or havin' a pirate-themed episode or moment as a joke. But also be includin' times when a fictional pirate talks "piratey", even tho' he [[Reality Is Unrealistic|might not 'ave]] in [[Real Life|reality]].

For more piratey fun, be ye also lookin' at that fine article, [[Pirate]]. And be sure to celebrate International [[Talk Like a Pirate Day]], or I'll be havin' yer guts fer garters, lan'lubb'r!

Any swab among ye who mixes us up with them poncey fops at [[Antiquated Linguistics]] or [[Flowery Elizabethan English]] gets a [[A Taste of the Lash|lick o' the Cat.]]

{{examples|Examples O' This Trope in Action}}
== Hoist the Sails for Advertisements ==
* [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dvd-piracy-posters.php?page=13 Down 'ere], TRCBungholio of [[Something Awful]] crew is keelhaulin' [[Digital Piracy Is Evil|'em]] straight.

== Anime and Manga Sighted! ==
* [[A Worldwide Punomenon|Arr-verted]] in ''[[One Piece]]'', shockingly (with the possible exception of Gold Roger...). Though there'll probably be a future character who will abuse this to no end. It's not so shocking: Japanese has no equivalent of the Pirate Talk. Not ''completely'' avoided, though—Brook's [[Verbal Tic|special laugh]] is the old-fashioned "Yohohoho!" The English translation of the manga will occasionally add in pirate talk, actually, but not to a great extent.
* Captain Smudge from ''[[Serendipity the Pink Dragon]]'' speaks like this.

== Audio Adaptations Ahoy! ==
* Admirably demonstrated by Bill Oddie as the evil pirate Red Jasper in the [[Big Finish]] audio adventure ''[[Big Finish Doctor Who/Recap/043 Doctor Who and the Pirates|Doctor Who and the Pirates]]''.
* In the audio book version of ''[[Hand of Thrawn]]'' all male characters use a separate voice and the [[Space Pirate]] Zothip is given the accent (though none of the slang).

== Captain's Log Comic Books ==
* This be the manner a speech used by rogue privateer Jim Hawkins in ''Lullaby''. Ditto his trusty shoulder parrot Crew. "Enemy ship to stern!", indeed...
* This also be th' gimmick a Zanzibar, one a th' deadly Dreadnoks from parts near ''[[G.I. Joe]]''.
* ''The Skull of Agarash'', a graphic novel set in the ''[[Lone Wolf]]'' world, is rife with this with the Lakuri Isles pirates and Cleosian sailors.
* This be the usual manner of speakin' for that seagoin' varlet Cap'n Fear what fights [[Batman]] fights from time to time.
* The dead-tree edition of the webcomic ''[[Get Medieval]]'' includes a bonus story involving Japanese pirates:
{{quote|'''Pirate Leader:''' Ahoy, ye scurvy buggers! We be here for revenge!
'''Another Pirate:''' An' now we're no workin' for that landlubber, we be allowed to ''talk'' like pirates! }}

== Fan Works... and a Bottle of Rum ==
* Mirai of ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam Abridged]]''.
* Gordon for an [[April Fools' Day]] episode in ''[[Freeman's Mind]]''.
* [[Space Pirate|Bojack]] in ''[[Dragon Ball Abridged]]'', since he's still [[Sealed Evil in a Can|stuck in King Kai's planet]] and can't do anything ''except'' talk.
* Mr. Moccus, first mate on the ''Crimson Kraken'' in [http://www.fimfiction.net/story/877/Under-The-Northern-Lights "Under The Northern Lights"]. He is the ''only'' pirate to speak like that, [[Lampshade Hanging|which Spike points out]]. He claims [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|the pegasi he learnt Equestrian from]] long ago just happened to have that accent.
* In a very brief passage in chapter 4 of ''[[Drunkard's Walk|Drunkard's Walk VIII]]'', main character Doug Sangnoir -- at that time the DADA professor at [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]] -- mentions that he celebrated "Talk Like a Pirate Day" several years early by teaching all his classes on September 19, 1995 in an exaggerated pirate accent.  He also notes that it upset Hermione Granger, for reasons he could never figure out.<ref>That's because [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3p_Kewu7jc it was her sixteenth birthday], and she worried he might be obscurely mocking her.</ref>

== Animation Films, Matelots! ==
* Mocked in ''[[Laputa: Castle in the Sky]]'' when Sheeta tries it.

== Live-Action Films! Thar They Blow! ==
* ''[[Jaws (film)|Jaws]]''. After that old salt Quint got on ta givin' him a hard time, Hooper uses pirate talk, including the phrase "Jim boy".
* Pirate Steve from ''[[DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story]]''.
* There's also the obscure movie ''[[Pirates of the Great Salt Lake]]''.
* ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''
** Cap'n Barbossa. "Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today... ''to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!''" He even [[Lampshade Hanging|hangs a lampshade]] on it in the third movie: "No! What AARRRRRHHH ya doin'?"
** Blackbeard also talks like this in ''On Stranger Tides'', though he doesn't go as [[Large Ham|overboard]] with it as Barbossa does.
* Painfully used in the pornographic film ''Pirates XXX'' during a [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]] scene by the pirate spectators. They stand around saying "ARRRR" during the "action".

== The Treasure Chests o' Literature ==
* ''[[Treasure Island]]'', [[Ur Example|the arr-example]], as mentioned above.
* The ''[[Spellsinger]]'' book, ''[[wikipedia:The Day of the Dissonance|Day of the Dissonance]]'' has a [[Pirate Parrot]] that talks like this.
* ''[[Redwall]]'''s pirates all talk like this, thanks to the [[Funetik Aksent]] abundance.
* In [[George Macdonald Fraser]]'s novel ''[[The Pyrates]]'', practically the entire cast is [[Genre Savvy]]. The pirates know their metier and they stick to it:
{{quote|"Vittles, sez you!" cried the captain, rolling both eyes. "Why, then vittles it is, sez I, wi' all my heart, aye, an' a flagon o'ale, devil a doubt, or Spanish vino, sa-ah! to wet our whistles, an' damn all, wi' a curse. Scupper me wi' a handspike." he added triumphantly. "else." }}
** One of the pirates speaks with a thick Welsh accent, but he's a one-joke character specifically put in to parody the labor union militancy that was common in Britain when the novel was written. Jokes about the [[Does This Remind You of Anything?|Nautical Union of Piratical Employees]] striking in support of Red Robbo are just part of the deliberate [[Anachronism Stew]] in this novel.
* Subverted, or at least general "sea talk" is subverted, in ''[[Jingo]]''. A ship's captain tells Vimes "That yo-ho-ho stuff's for landlubbers, or at least it would be if we actually used words like landlubber. We don't say port and starboard. I've never even ''drunk'' starboard!" Part of this is just the captain twitting the profoundly non-nautical Vimes, though. After seeing Vimes throw the anchor and the ship's boats overboard to increase their speed and being told "to put on the brakes" to stop an imminent shipwreck on a lee shore, the captain is driven to use the word "landlubber" in legitimate anger for the first time in his life.
* ''[[Miya Black Pirate Princess]]'' speaks like an educated and intelligent fourteen year old princess... unless she's really fired up, in which case she drops into pirate speak.
* ''The Pirate Primer'', by George Choundas, is an actual guide for layman on how to Talk Like a Pirate and includes phrases found in many books, films, and television shows, as well as a few [[Real Life]] examples. Incidentally, there's an entire chapter devoted to all the subtle nuances behind "Arrgh!"

== Here Be Live-Action TV ==
* Those lily-livered landlubbers in [[Monty Python]] did Long John Silver impersonations in several ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus|Flying Circus]]'' sketches, arrrhh.
* Adam talking like a pirate is sort of a pseudo-[[Running Gag]] in ''[[MythBusters]]'', and he gets to do it to his heart's content in the episode showcasing Pirate myths.
* Newscommentator [[Keith Olbermann]] talks like this, for no particularly clear reason, when imitating Rupert Murdoch. But not Ann Coulter, even though his picture of her has an eyepatch and he calls her "Pirate Annie".
* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': In "The Infinite Quest", the Doctor and Martha talk like pirates through Private Kelvin's communicator to avert a battle that is about to happen. The Doctor does all the pirate talk, while Martha just goes "Arr... Arr Arr..." and the Doctor tells her to stop doing that.
* Xander went as a pirate for Hallowe'en in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'''s fifth season episode "All the Way". As for talking like a pirate...
{{quote|'''Xander:''' Store go boom... Arr.}}
* The infamous ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' sketch in which a pirate convention (held at the at the Ritz Carrrrlton) hired actor Peter Saarsgaard to be their keynote speaker simply because of all the "arrrr"s in his name. Yes, this WAS the best joke they could come up with featuring Peter Saarsgaard.
* Captain Redbeard Rum ([[Tom Baker]]) talks this way in the ''[[Blackadder]] 2'' episode "Potato", although technically he isn't a pirate.
{{quote|'''Rum:''' Opinion is divided on whether it is customary for a ship to have a crew. All the other captains say 'tis; I say 'tisn't.}}
* The "pirate episode" of ''[[Charmed]]'' is noteworthy for its title alone: "Charrrmed".
* Marshall as a {{spoiler|gay}} pirate in ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''.
{{quote|'''Marshall:''' What be a pirate's favourite kind of sweater?
'''Lily:''' Arr-gile!
'''Marshall:''' And what be a pirate's favourite fast food restaurant?
'''Lily:''' Arr-by's!
'''Marshall:''' 'twould think it would be Arby's... but actually it's Long John Silver's. }}

== Music and Other Shanties ==
* [[Alestorm]], being a pirate-themed band, sings like this.
* Whenever Paul and Storm play their song "The Captain's Wife's Lament", they have the [[Audience Participation Song|audience]] shout "Yarr!" at various points. There's also some pirate speak in the lyrics.
* [[The Great Luke Ski]] sings his [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Jack Sparrow]] tribute song "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-LtfnqsS8 You Don't Know Jack]" in piratey vernacular, complete with a [[Lampshade Hanging]] when he talks of his plans to burn the song onto a "CD-ARRRRRR!"
* Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew, a pirate-themed hip hop group ("Authentic pirate hip hop", if you will), features rhyming with excessive use of pirate-speak, songs combining gangsta rap with pirating, and party commands such as "Throw your hooks in the air!", and uses of "Arr!" or "Yar!" in place of more common words, such as "What" and "Yeah".
* In [[Ray Stevens]]' "The Pirate Song", he voices two characters: a typical "arrrr!" type pirate who is frustrated at a normal-voiced pirate who wants to abandon his ways to sing and dance instead.
* [[Filk Song|Filker]] [[Tom Smith]] has four as of this writing: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjxCBBr6VQA "Talk Like A Pirate Day"], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0yjKA1o55M "Zombie Pirates In Love"],  [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3p_Kewu7jc "Hey, it's Can(n)on (Hermione Granger the Pirate Queen)"], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqLk86d02AA "A Pirate Christmas"], in all of which he performs in one (or more) pirate voices.

== Myths and Legends, Marine or Otherwise ==
* Services for [http://www.venganza.org/ His Noodliness the Flying Spaghetti Monster] must be conducted in pirate-speak. Also, lack of pirates is causing [[Hollywood Global Warming]].

== New Media, Swabbing the Deck Optional ==
* Time was, the main page of [[TV Tropes]] were changed ta pirate speak, for [[Talk Like a Pirate Day]]. If'n ye should believe in such tales, talk be heard that th'incident [https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pirate/HomePage|be archived yet still somewhar 'pon that very wiki...] AND THAR BE A GHOST IN IT or some such.
* [[Facebook]] has an English(Pirate) language setting. In this setting, the language choice setting is called 'DON'T TOUCH THIS'.
* [http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate As does] [[Google]].
* Instructions can be found [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/49/how-to-talk-like-a-pirate here].
* The anti-virus program Avast! has a pirate language option that they remind you of when Talk Like a Pirate Day rolls around. Whether or not it is turned off afterwards is up to you.

== Newspaper Comics Off the Port Bow ==
* This ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20150428205734/http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20081214 comic by Phil Foglio] that appeared in ''The Duelist'' magazine.

== Puppet Shows, Yaaarrgh ==
* ''[[LazyTown]]''{{'}}s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI "YOU AAAAARE A PIRATE!"] song has fun with this trope.
{{quote|"Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! [[Memetic Mutation|You are a pirate!]]"}}
* An episode of ''[[Sesame Street]]'' available on DVD had Elmo encounter the Book-caneers, led by [[Tina Fey]]. Among the challenges Elmo had to pass to join the Book-caneers was to name three words that begin with "a pirate's favorite letter". Alan [[Genre Savvy|thought it would be "ARRRH!"]], but [[Subverted Trope|it turned out to be "F"]]. [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|"Pirates ''love'' F-words!"]]

== Yo-Ho, Yo-Ho, A Radio for Me ==
* ''The Million Pound Radio Show'': "Us pirates wants us a training day!"

== Battles on Tabletop ==
* Captain Kraken in ''[[Mutants and Masterminds]]'' talks like this because he learned English from Hollywood pirate movies. He can be played as everything from a serious threat (evil squid-faced [[Space Pirate]]) to comic relief (evil squid-faced [[Space Pirate]] who refers to his opponents as "scurvy dogs").

== Theatarrrrgh ==
* [[Gilbert and Sullivan]]'s ''[[The Pirates of Penzance]]'', in a case of [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]]. We don't bat an eye now at pirates with broad Cornish accents; but at the time, the idea of pirates coming from a peaceful place like Penzance in Cornwall was one of the jokes.

== Video Games n' Pieces o' Eight ==
* ''[[Sonic Chronicles]]: The Dark Brotherhood'' be hangin' a gigantic lampshade on it when the gang runs into some [[Space Pirates]]:
{{quote|'''Pirate:''' Harr! Give up yer booty, yer cargo is ours now!
'''Rouge:''' Why is he talking like that?
'''Sonic:''' Who knows? Just go with it.
'''Pirate:''' Hand it over, lubbers! Or ye'll be forced to walk the plank!
'''Rouge:''' Seriously. Why would a pirate from another dimension talk like that?
'''Pirate:''' Arr, this be just how I talk! Now-
'''Rouge:''' This is stupid.
'''Pirate:''' Aye. A speech impediment it be. We gonna fight, or not? }}
* Cubot in [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjExSnn-cqE&feature=related this cutscene] from ''[[Sonic Colors]]'' when he first gets his voice chip changed.
* ''[[Kingdom of Loathing]]''
** The Can of Binarrrca gives you the "Talking Like a Pirate" status effect, which randomly adds "Yarrr", "Arrr", "Avast ye!", or "Ahoy, Matey!" to the end of your messages in chat.
** ''Kingdom of Loathing'' Abuses this to no end. If there's anything to do with pirates that has an ar in it, there will be more r's. even if it is not traditionally associated with pirates, like the Safarrri Hat.
* The MMORPG ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]] Online'', bein' run by them scab'rous swabs at Disney, needs to protect the wee young flotsam from the filthy language of other foulmouthed buccaneers, and changes words that aren't "recognized" by the chat servers dictionary into "arrr". (Ye can turn this option off though, making this swashbuckler wonder just what they think they be achievin' with it.)
* Oddly enough, most be averted in ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]'', with the exception of Drachma, the grumpy old fisherman.
* The first official English translation of ''[[Final Fantasy V]]'' had Faris speaking like this.
* The Online multiplayer puzzle game ''[[Puzzle Pirates]]'' has most of its lines in this style. There's even an option to hide swear words and convert them to piratey swears, like [[Tintin|"Billions of blisterin' barnacles!"]]
* If'n ye be playin' ''[[Sid Meier's Pirates!]]'' on International Talk Like a Pirate Day, then all o' the characters in the game, even the comely governors' daughters, be talkin' like this. That's what landlubbers call an [[Easter Egg]], Boyo.
* ''[[Neverwinter Nights]]'' demo module "Thar be Rats! Yarrr!" It seems Uncle Fester was an ex-piratey.
{{quote|"Yarrr! This here be yer demo of [[Rat Stomp|dat filthy beast der rat]]! Arrr!"}}
* Subverted in ''[[RuneScape]]'', where the actual pirates mock the player when they speak like that.
* Redbeard's Ghost in ''[[Scooby Doo]]: Night of a Hundred Frights'' does this as his [[Boss Banter]].
* Gonzo in ''[[The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker]]'' talks a little bit like this. Subverted in that everyone else on the ship speaks normally, especially Tetra, {{spoiler|which is justified, because you can't have Princess Zelda saying "Arrrhh" after every other sentence. That'd be just ridiculous}}.
* Averted in ''[[Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door]]''. The undead pirate Cortez has a Spanish accent, befitting his name.
* Subverted in ''[[Discworld Noir]]'', in which a sailor on the ''Milka'' initially speaks to Lewton in stereotypical pirate accent and sea-dog jargon, but quits hamming it up when Lewton calls him on it.
* In ''[[BlazBlue: Continuum Shift]]'' Ragna's Gag Reel, [[Robot Girl]] Nu appears as a [[Pirate Girl]], then suddenly started picking this up along with [[Valley Girl]].
{{quote|"Nu! Sea or valley! Pick one!"}}
* The Ork freebooterz in ''[[Warhammer 40,000]]: [[Dawn of War]]: Retribution'', led by Kaptin Bluddflagg, talk not only like pirates, but also like Orks.
* ''[[Adventure Quest]]''
** Captain Rhubarb does this all the time in both ''Adventure Quest'' and ''[[Dragon Fable]]'', as do most minor pirate characters.
** Captain Frolgar in ''Adventure Quest'' and its expansion ''[[Warp Force]]'' speaks with a pirate accent, as well as having a traditional pirate look.
** Karlina and Jayson, two [[Space Pirates]] in ''[[Warp Force]]'', speak with a pirate accent.
{{quote|'''Karlina:''' Methinks this scurvy bilge rat is making a fool of ye, Jayson.
'''Jayson:''' Aye. Perhaps we should make these two walk the plank into the fusion coolant, eh, Karlina?
'''Karlina:''' Yaaarrr!!  }}
* The third ''[[Sly Cooper]]'' game features Sly having to visit a town that ''intentionally'' throws itself back to 'pirate times'. The pirates talk like this, and Sly has to imitate it at one point.
* The 1.1 Update for ''[[Minecraft]]'' has an option to change your language. Naturally, Pirate Speak is one of the options.
* Spoofed in ''[[Gaia Online|zOMG!]]'' when an NPC dressed as a pirate disses you in Pirate Speak, and dialogue options include replying in kind. After exchanging enough quips, he says this:
{{quote|"Arrr! Ye win! I've nae more insults!"}}
* [[Shantae]]'s attempts to do this after [[Enemy Mine| joining Risky's crew]] in the third game are [[Malaproper|kind of lame]]:
{{quote|'''Shantae:''' Moist the main snail! Keel the port blubber!
'''Risky:''' Sigh... We'll work on that...}}

== Fifteen Web Animations... ==
* ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'': "Arr, I be havin' a southern accent. Yarr."
* Russell, from ''[[Happy Tree Friends]]'', is perhaps the most extreme version of this. The characters in the show are mostly unintelligible, and Russell is no exception: ''his entire vocabulary consists mainly of the word "Yarr!"''

== ... on a Web Comics' Chest ==
* There be a Pirate translation of ''[[Darths and Droids]]'', mateys, 'pon which th' settin' be altered ta more seafarin' environs. Landlubbers be warned. [http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes_pirate/0001_pirate.html Here bein' the link], mateys.
* Both a pirate and his [[Pirate Parrot]] speak like this in [http://www.explosm.net/comics/1427/ a strip] of ''[[Cyanide & Happiness]]''.
* Naturally, this be the form a speech used by Bikke in ''[[8-Bit Theater|Eight Bit Theater]]''. ARRR, a scurvy dog be he, utterly illiterate and slow-witted to the last!
* ''[[The Law of Purple]]'' has [https://web.archive.org/web/20131124103757/http://lawofpurple.comicdish.com/?pageID=355 Morgan], a Caligulan space pirate.
* ''[[Something*Positive]]'' [https://web.archive.org/web/20130510040350/http://somethingpositive.net/sp09192007.shtml Sometimes] remembers to celebrate:
{{quote|'''Aubrey:''' [http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp09192003.shtml Sorry, chummer! Methinks ye gots talk like a pirate day mixed up with swear like a sailor day.]}}
* ''The Repository of Dangerous Things'' features [https://web.archive.org/web/20120505133917/http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Repository_of_Dangerous_Things/4863933/ Wanderin' Laurie]. If yer curious if she be a pirate, yer all kerrectly. Also, if ye remember proper terminology from yer Talk Like a Pirate Day, it can save yer guts.
* ''[[Pokémon-X]]'' turns Magma vs Aqua intae Rednecks vs Pirates.
* The pirates in ''[[Irregular Webcomic]]'', of course. Then got inverted in [http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/2428.html this strip], being on Talk Like a Pirate Day, the pirate invert their speech to British style.
* Blossom from ''[[Rhapsodies]]'', though that's just her being from [http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/walrus3/index.php?date=2007-06-01 Devon]{{Dead link}}
* Exaggerated in ''[[Keychain of Creation]]'': [http://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0035.html Seatongue] apparently consists entirely of a bunch of piratey words strung together, most of which are variations on "arr".
{{quote|'''Mew Cai:''' Aharr yarr, harr <Seatongue> yarr?
'''Secret:''' Avast! Yo ho yaharr harr yarr, matey!
'''Mew Cai:''' Aharr yarr yo ho, scurvy dog bilges. }}
* In ''[[Rusty and Co.|Rusty and Co]]'' there be a [http://rustyandco.com/comic/level2/level-2-6/ pirate] like this:
{{quote|'''Captain:''' Ye been captur'd, boy, by th' boldest brigand between th' Sevens Seas... [[Captain Color Beard|PLAIDBEARD]] the Pirate!}}
* ''[[Bug Martini|Bug]]'', when discussing [https://web.archive.org/web/20130528091129/http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/hippy-101/ pirate hippies] and [https://web.archive.org/web/20130514064537/http://www.bugcomic.com/comics/shanghai-surprise/ possibility of being shanghaied].
* Walter from ''[[Dubious Company]]'', when he's [[Clothes Make the Maniac|wearing]] his [[Ascended Fanboy|captain's garb]] and not [[Ooh, Me Accent's Slipping|explaining]] the [[Gadgeteer Genius|magical technology]].
* Captain Locke alternates between this and normal modern English in ''[[Ozy and Millie]]''. His crew sticks to it for the most part.
* Xykon indulges in this in one strip of ''[[The Order of the Stick]]'':
{{quote|'''Xykon:''' I like you this way. It's like we have a grumpy pirate on the team.
'''Demon-roach:''' Thus began the Legend of Arrrghcloak!
'''Xykon:''' OK then, let's cast off, ye evil mateys! }}
* As do [http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120222 Bangladesh DuPree] of ''[[Girl Genius]]'' once. Well, she ''is'' a [[Pirate Girl|pirate lass]], after all.
{{quote|'''DuPree:''' Ooooh, I've ''missed'' you, me proud beauty. Hee hee! YARRRR!}}
* In ''[[Eerie Cuties]]'' has the [[Ghost Pirate]] gym coach, who [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|yells like a pirate at the students]].
* ''[[The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]]'' got [http://nonadventures.com/2009/04/18/all-for-nautical/ Plunderella].

== Web Original and a Bottle of Rum ==
* ''[[Open Blue]]''{{'}}s help topics tend to shift into and out of it. Depends on the mood, apparently.

== Western Animation and Really Bad Eggs ==
* Salty the diesel from ''[[Thomas the Tank Engine]]''.
* And let's not go forgettin' 'bout our old chum the Pirate Captain from ''[[The Venture Brothers]]''.
* ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' has Mr. Krabs, Patchy the Pirate, the [[Flying Dutchman]], and many more. There even be a pirate-themed episode titled "Aargh!", which does parody this trope.
* That ol' salty sea dog Captain K'nuckles from ''[[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]]''.
* [[Harmless Villain|Dr Drakken]] was possessed by a pirate in an episode of ''[[Kim Possible]]''. He spoke like a Pirate when the Pirate was in charge of his body. Shego, not being possessed, tried to speak like a pirate to the pirates at the end. She failed.
{{quote|'''Shego:''' ... Argh, be to get them, me h--... hardlies?}}
* ''[[Danny Phantom]]'': Youngblood dresses like a pirate, commands a pirate crew, has a [[Pirate Parrot]], but can't speak the pirate lingo despite his best efforts. This becomes a [[Running Gag]] for the entire episode.
* [[Half-Human Hybrid|Captain Seamus]] from ''[[Family Guy]]''. Also Peter in the episode "Long John Peter".
* Captain McCallister in ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]''.
* [[Garfield (Comic Strip)|Garfield]] does this when dressing like a pirate for Halloween in ''Garfield's Halloween Adventure''.
* Yo, ho ho! ''[[Jake and the Never Land Pirates]]''. One of the show's songs is titled after the trope name as well.
* Your backyard friends, ''[[The Backyardigans]]'', talk this way in the various episodes where they imagine themselves to be pirates.
* The pirates on ''[[Jimmy Two-Shoes]]''.

== Real Life, Yo-Ho ==
* In 1995, Ol' Chumbucket and Cap'n Slappy be introducin' to the world an [[wikipedia:International Talk Like a Pirate Day|Innernation'l Talk Like a Pirate Day]] on September 19, so all humanity be talkin' like a pirate fer one glorious day.
** [[Talk Like a Pirate Day]] was declared an official holiday in Key West.
* Considering many pirates came from the south west of England including Blackbeard, Robert Newton was pretty much spot on with the accent...
* [http://www.madcapntom.co.uk Mad Cap'n Tom] be standin' for Parleyment in the 2010 UK General Election. For some reason he only be gettin' 84 votes though.

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