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• In true Tales (series) fashion, the skits can be quite humorous
  • The skit that results when you have someone prepare Sorbet in the ice fields. Or noodles in the desert.

Rita: Who the hell decided to pan-fry noodles in the middle of a searing hot desert?!

• • The skit where Raven suggests alternative uses for the sorcerer ring, such as having it tell him what Judith is thinking, let him see through clothes, or make pretty girls fall in love with him. Rita clocks him for it.
  • The skit for getting Judith's waitress outfit, Glamorous Maid is easily one of the best, particularly Raven's reaction to Judith wondering if she should show more skin.

Estelle: Like my boobs could fill out that top! *gasps and runs away* Yuri: Hey, it's time to go! C'mon, Ristelle!

• • However, I think Yuri's secret ingredient takes the cake croquette here.
  • Two words: "Manly Musk"

Yuri: "Wow, Old Man, you're really making yourself at home in that get-up, aren't you?" Raven: (enthused) "Oh yeah! Can you feel the macho energy? The manly musk waftin' from my physique? My fans across the world are gonna love this!" Rita: (deadpan) "Idiot." Raven: (to Rita) "Hey, Rita! Ya interested in becoming my fan? Whadda ya say?" inches closer, Rita backs away disgusted Raven: "Manly musk!" Rita: (repulsed) "Agh! That's gross! Get away from me!" Rita: (to Repede) "Hey, dog, do something about him, would you?" Repede guards Rita from Raven and barks Raven: (unimpressed) "Hn. Seems it's time to put my macho energy to the ultimate test: taming the savage beast!!" Repede growls, Rita/Yuri make 'wut?' face Raven: (dramatically) "Gaze upon my manly physique, AND BE AWED!!" Yuri: (deadpan) "Repede's male."

• Karol's "suggestions" for the new names of Belius and Phaeroh when they're revived as Undine and Efreet.
• Raven has one of these at the end of a fight, triggering one of the most popular quotes from the game:

Estelle: Our weapons are love! Yuri: Justice! Raven: *in a Mortal-Kombat announcer-ish voice* 'SEXUALITEEEEEEH.' Rita: Would you stop?!

• • Another good Victory Quote:

Yuri: Our weapons are?! Karol: Courage! Raven: Youth! Judith: Modesty. Yuri: Like you all have any of those.

• Also qualifying: Yuri, Karol, and Judith punching out Raven for handing Estelle over to the Big Bad, saying he now owes his life to Brave Vesperia. And then Rita, who isn't part of Brave Vesperia, gets a shot at him.

Rita: I didn't want to feel left out.

• • In the Play Station 3 version Patty punches him too.
  • Estelle is also said to have punched Raven off-screen since everyone else did it.
• Like Hell you are!
• Karol crossdressing in order to seduce a guard.
• "No... items... EVEEEEEEEER!"
• The cooking competition. Where the taste of Flynn's cooking horrifies the judges, including the Wonder Chef, who disappears in a puff of smoke. Then Sodia, being Flynn's Fan Girl and all, demands to try the food, only for Witcher to shoot that down. Shame it isn't voiced.