Stupid Mario Brothers/Quotes

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Overly Long Gag:

Ash: My name is Ash Ketchum. I come from Kanto City. I was trying to catch you!

Mario: Catch me? WHY?!?!

Ash: Because I gotta catch 'em all!

Luigi: Catch what all?

Ash: All the Pokemon.

Mario: What are Pokemon?!

Ash: What I have to catch all of!

Luigi: Why did you through this ball at us?

Ash: I mistook you for a Charizard level 37, post-transformation Charmeleon.

Mario: And that's a Pokemon?

Ash: It is one of kabillions I must catch, for I must... catch them all.

Mario: AND WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CATCH THEM ALL?!?!

Ash: Because *camera closes in on his face* I gotta.

Stupid Mario Brothers/Recap/S1/E06 Why Catch Them All

Shout-Out and Double Entendre:

Link: You can have my sword and shield.
Peach: And you have my umbrella.
Donkey Kong: And you have my fists.
Ash and Brock: AND YOU CAN HAVE OUR BALLS!

Beat

Ash: Poké Balls, that is....

Screw This, I'm Outta Here:

Ness: I must leave now.
Mario: Why

Ness: BECAUSE I´M A KID I´M WAY TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! See ya guys!
—Psychic Powers will only tell you so much

That Man Is Dead:

Mr. L: Hahaha! Not this time Mario. Luigi is dead, but Mr. L. has just been born.
The Movie Act II Part 4