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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Avril: I was so shocked when Mallory gets killed, I started crying. And I was all alone in bed, can you believe that? I mean, she was only what, at the most? Twenty-one?
Stine: Ah, well, the good die young. The naughty, even younger.

Avril: Mr. Fidler said it was going to be different in the movie. He said Mallory was going to be in it right up to the end.
Hans, I surely would've survived by Disney! Your Ariel.

Anthony: Hey! According to the "Boheme" libretto, you're not supposed to come back! You're supposed to be dead!

Daphne: Yeah, but...

All (singing): This ain't Boheme!
Forbidden Broadway, parody of Rent