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[[Your Mileage May Vary Tonight we present
A brand new disappointment
By the grand Blue Blur]]

Miru

(restructured by The Hero Hartmut)

2D Sonic's back?
"Too modern!" the haters cry.
Love It or Hate It.

Spy Hunter 29

Flat Sonic arrives
With equally flat comrades
Still not very good

Miru

(restructured by The Hero Hartmut)

Buy both episodes
Use lock-on technology
Episode Metal

—Platitudinous

A new Sonic Game?
With Metal Sonic, too? Brill-
WHY ARE HIS EYES GREEN

—Mighty Kombat
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