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If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so don't worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.
Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science, Portal 2