Short Cuts/Funny

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From the manga:

Girl: Hey Mr. Kamei... I want you to plow it into me.
Narrator:plow n. An agricultural implement used for cutting, liffting, and turning over soil.
Mr. Kamei:Young lady, I have no idea what you mean.
Girl:I've always had a crush... on you Mr. Kamei.
Narrator:crush n. to destroy an object with force.
Mr. Kamei:That's enough, and your grammar's terrible. *smack*
Narrator:smack v. sound made by sharp blow or smack.