Short Circuit/Funny

Short Circuit:

How quickly Stephanie decides that Number 5 was an alien and how quickly she accepts the idea of being visited by the "alien" was rather amusing.
Howard, scared about what the malfunctioning Number 5 might do, makes this comment:

Howard: What if it decides to melt down a bus full of nuns? How would you write the headline on that?!

Ben: Nun soup?

Ben is generally pretty good for these. When Crosby was taking No. 2 (without permission) on his hunt for No. 5, Howard started freaking out some more.

Howard: Great! So instead of $11 million on the loose, we're going to have twenty-two!

Ben: Plus we are needing gas money.

Any and all Ben's Malaproper phrases.

"I am standing here beside myself." (I am beside myself)

"So now I am having no job to speak about. I will have to smack the sidewalk." (I have no job to speak of. I will have to pound the pavement)

"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you. You will be awarded a cake." (I have see some strange, bizarre drivers, but you take the cake)

"Bimbo!" (Bingo)

"With excitement like this, who is needing enemas?"

"Newton, we are wasting valueless time here!"

And this great line:

Newton: "So what do you think of her?"

Ben: "I am thinking she is a wirgin. Or at least used to be one."

And this one:

Newton: "Where are you from, anyway?"

Ben: "Bakersfield, originally."

Newton: "No, I mean your ancestors."

Ben: "Oh, dem. Pittsburgh."

Just Ben in general.

"Bye-bye, goofy woman. I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground."

Short Circuit 2:

Fred tries explaining that he didn't "lose" Johnny Five. He just "misplaced him, y'know? Like your car keys."

Ben: "HOW ARE YOU MISPLACING A 700 POUND CAR KEY?!"

The moment that Number Five/Johnny Five discovered the bookstore and begins heading towards it excitedly. By the time Fred catches back up to him, it looks like a tornado erupted inside the building.