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• Roy looks at the bullet holes in his robe.

Roy: It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!

• Roy puts a little lampshade on the Big Damn Heroes moment.

Imperial Guard: Chon Wang! Roy: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.

• "This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets."
• Jackie Chan's most creative fights for a Western film. How 'bout hitting foes using small Evergreen trees!