Scandinavia and the World/Characters

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The Nordics

The Nordics as a group

  • Big Screwed-Up Family: Åland can be a real jerk to his cousin, Finland. As for Scania and Fenno-Swede, the author says, "All the children in SatW are completely fucked."
  • Freudian Trio: Denmark as the Id, Norway the Ego and Sweden as the Superego.
  • Norse by Norsewest: Mainly averted. The comic shows the countries' stereotypes of each other rather than the Hollywood stereotype of them, and goes out the way to show that each country has their own distinct cultures.

Denmark

"If he asked... I'd let him do me."

Sweden

"You need to get your mind out of the gutter, Denmark."

Norway

"I don't like the zoo. I prefer seeing the animals out in the wild..."

Finland

Switzerland: Nice shot.

Iceland

"You guys always try to shut me out of everything!"

Sister Denmark

"I found your porn collection!"

Sister Sweden

Sister Norway

"Wha...I don't...Why are you watching that?"

Sister Finland

Sister Iceland

"Oooooh! A pony!"

Islands, Autonomous Regions, Territories, Etc

Åland

"Come out come out wherever you are, Russia!!! You wanted my "special services" didn't you!? Then come over here and get it!!"

Greenland

"Go fuck yourself, Denmark! You ruined my life!"

Faroe Islands

"It's me! The Faroes! We live together! I pay rent to you!"

Scania

"I'm not mumbling. That's how I talk..."

  • The Chew Toy
  • Disappeared Dad: Subverted—Denmark is his father, though neither of them knows it. (When Sweden finds out, he tells Scania his father was killed in a car accident so that the boy wouldn't look up to the irresponsible Denmark as a role model.)

Fenno-Swede

  • Cheerful Child: Despite his insane family. Apparently it's because his mother spoils him.
  • The Voiceless: He doesn't have even one line of dialogue in the four five strips where he's appeared.
    • No, scratch that. The only things he's ever said are "Yes!" and "No sir!"
    • He speaks Swedish (shown by the flag in his bubble) which pisses Finland off to no end. This is a reflection of real life Fenno-Swedes.

Svalbard

"You were being an idiot, that's what happened."

Jan Mayen

"..."

  • Posthumous Character: Was apparently executed during the Renaissance for having an incestuous relationship with Norway, which is only revealed several strips after his first appearance. Sweden points out that "he looks dead". That's right, Norway introduces his friends to the dead body of his onetime lover/cousin. Which he keeps around to have conversations with. (In real life, Jan Mayen is an inhospitable volcanic island with no real population other than some researchers.)

Bornholm

Sami/Lapland

Freetown Christiania

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude! That butterfly looks stoned!"

Kven

"...I'm already here."

North Pole

Hans Island

Other Europe

King Europe

"Well, if you must ask; I'm an intellectual who speaks more than 20 languages, my food is excellent, my art is deep, I'm a great lover who is sexy without being vulgar, I rule my kingdom with peace, and I ride a mean scooter."

  • The Ace
  • Serious Business: Food, apparently. He ordered Åland to move back in with Finland over the former's strenuous protests so that the latter would have a decent cook around the house.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Toward Norway.

Austria

"What the-? Are you making weird porn again, Germany?"

England

"Hello, old chaps. Lovely weather."

Germany

"I've changed!! I really have!! I'm sorry!! I've changed!! I promise!!"

Russia

Wales

"New Zealand! You should have told you me you had been sheared! I would've knocked!"

Netherlands

"I always wondered why Germany digs holes in our beaches."

Nazi Germany

France

Italy

Greece

"Motherfucking Testosterone!!!

Romania

Belgium

"If you can't love me the way I am, then it's your loss!"

Estonia

"Guys?! It's Estonia! I heard you were having one of your Nordic parties, so I thought I could join?!"

Sister Germany

"YOU WILL LOOK ME IN THE EYES OR DESPAIR!!!"

Finland's sign: Women should be respected. Lady Germany should be feared.

Denmark: Dear God! She broke my hand between her breasts! I'll never be able to play the violin again!

Latvia

Lithuania

Poland

"Um, yeeees. I need carrots. Lots!"

Scotland

"Hey, why are you wearing that flag, England? What's wrong with your own flag, huh?"

Ireland

"Yeah, you think you can speak on our behalf? Like we don't have our own personality and opinions."

  • The Alcoholic: Natch.
  • Did Not Do the Research: S/he wears the flag of the Republic of Ireland (which is not part of the UK), but complains with Scotland about England wearing the flag of the United Kingdom.
    • Cut Humon some slack, Northern Ireland doesn't have its own flag.
    • Can be forgiven given that all of the characters are stereotypes and a surprising number of people don't know that there's different parts of Ireland, let alone that not all are part of the UK.
      • Also, the St. Patrick's Cross in the Union Jack does represent Ireland.
  • Scotireland

Spain

"AAARRRGGG!! Random fan in face!!!"

Switzerland

"Nice shot."

  • Crazy Prepared: A cow is one of the many features of his banking system.
  • Genre Savvy: He knows his security system for the bank works best when he doesn't divulge any details, even to his customers.

The Vatican

"Merry Christmas, Scandinavians!"

Prussia

Ukraine

Sister England

Turkey

North America

America

"Meddle?"

Canada

"What's the matter, America?"

Sister America

"Don't you guys care about animal welfare at all?"

Sister Canada

Mexico

Asia

Japan

Sister Japan

Saudi Arabia

China

North Korea

South Korea

Iran & Iraq

Oceania

Australia

"I brought ma' wombat."

New Zealand

New South Wales

Sister Australia

Africa

Africa as a group

South Africa

"What the hell did your friend just call me!!?!"

Somalia

Republic of the Congo

South America

South America as a group

Brazil

Characters that don't represent countries, continents, or regions

Beer Ghost

"I drink people's beer."

Volcano

"Nicotine patches doesn't work on me!!"

Random Fan

... in Spain's face! One-shot character to illustrate a specific event [3] during the Eurovision Song Contest 2010.

Christian Olsson

Linn-Kristan Riegelhuth

Jacob Jensen

Finland's Puppy

Ukraine's Nuclear Mutants


  1. This stems from the stereotype that all Danes are racist without realizing it.
  2. This plays on the stereotype that Nordics know nothing about South America and North Americans know nothing about Denmark or assume Sweden and Norway are the same.
  3. namely the notorious Jimmy Jump sneaking into the performance of the Spanish entry