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{{quote|''"Food, baby! PETA is wrong, I'm right. I'm adhering to the natural order, tooth fang and claw is it! To try and tell me that I can't eat flesh is just weird. I dunno even how to respond to such stupidity. This meat is food, case closed."''
|'''[[Ted Nugent]]''', speaking on ''[[Penn & Teller: Bullshit!]]'', S2 episode 1}}

That cow? Food. That dog? [[Eat the Dog|Food]]. [[Everything's Worse with Bears|That grizzly bear?]] Food. That roadkill? Eh... [[Extreme Omnivore|food]].

If you're a man, eat food. If you don't eat meat, you're not [[Rated "M" for Manly|manly]]. And eat red meat. Who only eats the white stuff? That's not meat; it's gotta bleed before it's meat. What are ya? Some skinny punk? [[Unfortunate Implications|A girl]]?

In case you haven't guessed, '''Real Men Eat Meat'''. They are obsessed with meat, and the bigger, redder, bloodier the better. Chicken and ([[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks|most]]) fish barely qualify as manly meat, but if the guy is eating poultry, you can bet it's a big greasy drumstick. If it's fish, he probably got it with dynamite or it's some kind of [[Everything's Even Worse with Sharks|shark]]. The other end of the spectrum goes up to [[Bigger Is Better|deer, bears, dinosaurs]] and anything bigger, depending on the setting. Bonus points if the meat is something [[A Real Man Is a Killer|he himself killed]].

It never occurs to them that meat is simply part of a complete meal involving salad, meat, vegetables, dairy products, fruit, and [[Adjacent to This Complete Breakfast|this bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs]].

If a ''girl'' is a carnivore, unless she's a holdout for low-carb, it's to show that she's [[The Ladette|tomboyish]].

A subtrope of [[Testosterone Poisoning]]. Related to [[Manly Men Can Hunt]] and unrelated to [[Large Ham]] (although overlap is possible).

See also [[Real Men Hate Sugar]].

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==  Advertising  ==
* The Burger King "I Am Man" ads: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3YHrf9fGrw I am man, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore/And I'm way too hungry to settle for chick food...]
* The Burger Chef Rancher, basically a very large hamburger with no bun or condiments, with a side of "Texas toast" (regular toast sliced twice as thick as usual). The ads showed a big James Garner-looking guy coming in and going "I'LL HAVE A RANCHER."
* Speaking of James Garner, he used to voice-over those all-American "BEEF: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER" ads brought to you by the National Livestock and Meat Board.
** Sam Elliot and Robert Mitchum were part of that campaign, too. Just smell the testosterone!
* When Wendy's introduced a new line of salads, their commercials addressed this stigma: a guy is taunted by his buddies for ordering a salad, until they see how delicious it looks.
* Commercials for Black Angus restaurant (a place known mostly as a steak house) [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7a3sBeAr_s like this one] feature a tough-looking outdoorsman who practically radiates testosterone. Well, or satirizes such people.

==  Anime and Manga  ==
* Luffy, the [[Hot-Blooded]] pirate captain of ''[[One Piece]]'', has an obsession with meat and hates vegetables. (Well, ''most'' vegetables. He's not averse to snacking on carrots or grapes now and then.) The first time he met Blackbeard, the two came to blows after Luffy turned down a restaurant's cherry pie with Blackbeard having the same negative opinion of well-done meat. In the [[Toriko]] Manga Crossover, it's revealed that his full course menu is meat. All of it. Including the Salad, Soup and Drink categories.
* Vegeta from ''[[Dragon Ball]]'' has this attitude. After being absorbed by Super Buu, he is disgusted upon seeing that the monster's stomach [[Real Men Hate Sugar|is full of sweets]] and "not a single bit of meat".
* Hunny of ''[[Ouran High School Host Club]]'' tries to follow this in as a part of building himself as a suitable heir for his family. It doesn't take and he goes back to eating sweets.
* ''[[Hajime no Ippo]]'': Ryuuhei Sawamura likes meat. Really, ''really'' likes meat. In a twist of the trope, it's used to emphasize on his insane tendencies. Oh, if I say he likes meat, I mean he also likes the meat of his enemies, strongly resembling cannibalism.
* The stage adaptation of ''[[Bleach]]'' has an extra song with Ikkaku teaching Hanataro how to be manly. Eating RAW meat is one of the things a real man must do.

==  Comic Books  ==
* Lance Blastoff (a politically incorrect parody character from [[Frank Miller]]) who converts a beautiful vegetarian to meat eating by the extremely manly act of killing and roasting a dinosaur.
* [[Asterix|Asterix and Obelix]] both really like their roast boar.
* Averted in ''[[Superman: Birthright]]'', which established Superman as a vegetarian in keeping with his cherishing and protection of lives in general.
** And is then basically ignored. Both before and after that story he's been shown as a meat eater. His favorite meal is beef bourignon with ketchup. The problem was where his vegetarianism came from. Superman was basically revealed to have "soul vision" so he can see the souls in everything. Both additions to his character were quietly bundled together and [[Retcon|discarded]].

==  Film  ==
* The fishing scene in ''[[Waterworld]]''.
* ''[[Zardoz]]''. The Exterminators are outraged when their god tells them to grow grain.
* This might be the Aesop of ''[[Troll 2]]''. Eating veggies is bad for you!

==  Literature  ==
* The warriors on [[Gor]] are quite fond of meat. In one book Tarl and his friend are at a fancy dinner party, but they both preferred a big steak to the delicacies being served. In another book he and his (different) friend take time out of their [[Quest]] to go hunting because they "need" to eat meat.
* Real [[Known Space|kzin]] eat meat. At least, modern male kzin do. The Kzinti have taken it so far, that as a [[Proud Warrior Race]] they went from ancestral omnivores to dedicated carnivores (except for ice cream).
** And to make it even more [[Rated "M" for Manly|manly]], they eat ''raw'' meat. When fresh meat is not available, they heat it up to about body temperature to make it feel more authentic.
* One of the most literal examples of all time in ''[[The Stormlight Archive]]''. Alethi men eat meat, spiced food, and other thick, hearty fare. Women eat sweet food, fruit, and other similar dishes. This is not a matter of choice. It is considered abhorrent in their culture for men to eat women's food or vice versa.
* Whenever a story has a scene where [[Conan the Barbarian]] is having a meal, he's usually eating a "joint of beef" and washing it down with either ale or wine.
* [[Discworld|Sam Vimes]] prefers his BLT sandwiches with as little L and T as possible, and with all the more B.
* Jerry Spinelli's ''Fourth Grade Rats'' sees peer pressure for boys to pack no sandwiches without meat in them.

==  Live-Action TV  ==
* Parodied in a ''[[Armstrong And Miller]]'' sketch where a King is hosting a massive banquet for the man of honor, but he doesn't really likes the food and so says he'll just eat his couscous he's brought in a tupperware box. He gets called out on his and says he'll gorge on the very next disk, a large roasted wild boar that has an apple in it's mouth. He leans over, grabs the apple and takes a bite, then complains that it's a Granny's Apple.
* According to one episode of ''[[The Red Green Show]]'', Dalton Humphrey only eats meat.
* After ''[[That '70s Show]]'s'' Red Forman is forced to go on a low-protein diet after his heart attack, he complains that the salad Kitty makes for him "is not food, this is what food eats."
* Earl was astounded when his son, Robbie, became a vegetarian. Since they are [[Dinosaurs]], it is treated like a gay/fantastic drug sort of thing.
* [[Big Eater]] Ron Swanson of ''[[Parks and Recreation]]'' planned a junket trip to Indianapolis around visiting his favorite steakhouse. The discovery that it had been shut down sent him into full-blown [[Heroic BSOD]]. He consoles himself by eating his other favorite food, breakfast, ordering ''all'' the bacon and eggs in a diner.
** Ron got on well with Andy after Andy recommended a burrito place for lunch - Ron cuts his suggestion short with "You had me at 'meat-delivery device'.
* Jim and his brother-in-law from ''[[According to Jim]]'' proudly live by this trope, though said brother-in-law would try (or pretend to try) to have a vegetarian diet if his date does it herself.
* In the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode "Amy's Choice", one of the Dream Lord's insults implies this:
{{quote|"[Y]ou're probably a vegetarian, you big flop-haired wuss."}}
* On several occasions the hosts of ''[[The Man Show]]'' would crack jokes at the expense of vegetarians.
* On an episode of ''[[Home Improvement]]'', Tim and Al build "The Man's Kitchen", which is designed to cook only two vegetables, beans, and potatoes. Meat, however? It has its own butcher shop! [[Didn't Think This Through| Unfortunately, the butcher nearly drowns when Tim shows off the kitchen's self-cleaning feature.]]
* On ''[[Married... with Children]]'', Al believes this, and early-season episodes often put him into [[Meat Versus Veggies]] conflicts with Marcie. It should be noted, of course, that Al is obviously ''not'' the macho muscleman most entries on this Trope suggest; other "real man" traits Al believes, by the way, is using a toilet with as loud a flush as possible, not brushing your teeth, and not bathing, while trying to do things associated with the traditional image tend to get him hurt, arrested, or both.

==  Music  ==
* The Scottish folk song "Tatties and Herrin" can be seen as an inversion, though it also invokes [[National Stereotypes]]:
{{quote|''Fan the queen's wantin' men tae gang fecht wi' her foes''
''It's nae tae the roast beef devourers she goes''
''But awa' tae the north amongst the brave and the darin''
''Tae the lads that were brocht up on tatties and herrin''' }}

==  Newspaper Comics ==
* In ''[[Garfield]]'', Irma's Diner offers the [http://garfield.nfshost.com/1999/07/16/ "He-Man hamburger"]{{Dead link}}, which is five-pound patty of ground beef on a bun.

==  Video Games  ==
* ''[[Rune]]''. Ragnar will pick up whole roast legs (not poultry, BIG legs, like lamb or venison probably) and strip them to the bone, or pluck giant lizards off walls and '''bite their head off''' in a single ravenous bite, then throw the bone/body over your shoulder? And wash that down with a flagon of mead, which you also casually toss aside to shatter on the floor. Oh, sure, there's sissy ''fruit'' growing on bushes occasionally. But aside from that, [[Health Food]] has never been manlier than ''Rune''.
* In ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'', Saxton Hale [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/03.htm here].
** Also, the Soldier, as "digesting ribs" is [http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2663 on his list of four things men should be engaged in at all times].
* Jack T. Ladd in ''[[Guilty]]'', even when hungry, turns down bread and potatoes. He needs his fats and proteins!
* A gender-flipped version comes from ''[[Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories]]'', with Rozalin. During the beginning intro to chapter 7, as the team's getting ready to head to bed, she admits to wanting "a nice, bloody prime rib", and when Etna talks about the reason she ditched Laharl (him eating her pudding), Etna claims [[Sweet Tooth|sweets are a girl's best friend]], to which Rozalin shoots her down with "I really don't like sweets. I'm more of a meat eater." The manga adaptation explores this a bit more, as when she got a cake as a child, it was WAY too sweet for her, which lead to her dislike of sweet things altogether.
** {{spoiler|Might be intended a clue that's she's actually Zenon, whose original gender is unknown and might be masculine, trapped in the body she's using since [[Real Men Hate Sugar]] in Japan.}}
* In several of the ''[[Castlevania]]'' games, health is regenerated by finding power-ups that resemble a pot roast, sirloin, or roast turkey.
* The very tomboyish Chie from ''[[Persona 4]]'' has an extreme love for meat in all its forms, to the point of being a [[running gag]]. She even enjoys a meat-flavored chewing gum!

==  Web Original  ==
* James Lileks' [http://lileks.com/institute/gallery/meat/index.html skewering of a meat cookbook].
* ''[[EPICMEALTIME]]'' has this but it was subverted for [[Fan Service]] in "Massive Meat Log" and it was played straight when they bring the girls in to eat dessert in "The Black Legend".
* ''[[Loading Ready Run]]''`s "Man Cooking" sections. In a nice case of deliberately [[Completely Missing the Point]], they once did a vegetarian episode, which involved making and cooking a giant mushroom shape. Out of meat.
* A recurring theme on ''[[The Best Page in The Universe]]''.
* [[SCP Foundation]]: When SCP-076 (a brute of godlike strength and ferocity whose only desire is to kill, believed to be the Biblical Abel) was offered use of SCP-458 (a magical pizza box that ''always'' gives the user their favorite kind), he got a large thick-crust pizza with beef topping, pepperoni, bacon, Canadian bacon, sausage, and hamburger.
** His brother, SCP-073 (believed to be Cain, naturally), prefers meat too, but only out of necessity - [[Walking Wasteland|the curse he suffers from causes all vegetation around him to rot and die.]]

==  Western Animation  ==
* Sokka from ''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'' is obsessed with meat (in contrast to vegetarian Aang).
** In fact, while trapped in the ground, he even admits that it's half of his personality: he's "Sokka, the meat and [[Deadpan Snarker|sarcasm]] guy" (but he's willing to give all that up and become "Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow" if he can just get out of that hole in the ground).
* Lampshaded in ''[[Powerpuff Girls]]'' when a boy claims eating the flesh of lesser animals is manly. His father agrees, but then is made to eat his vegetables by his wife.
* In the ''[[South Park]]'' episode "Fun with Veal", Stan refuses to eat meat after saving some baby calves from a meat plant, which causes him to break out in sores that turn out to be miniature vaginas.
* Hank Hill from ''[[King of the Hill]]'', who is appalled when his son Bobby temporarily becomes vegetarian to impress a girl. In another episode, when sarcastically asked "How many cows does your family eat in a year" he replies [[Sincerity Mode|"Wait, we figured this out once..."]]
* ''[[My Gym Partner's a Monkey]]'': Made fun of when Adam invites Amazon Kevin to Darwin Middle School, a hyper-masculine rugged adventurer who advertises cereal made made of miniature pieces of meat that turn red when dipped in milk.
* Yam Roll of ''[[Yam Roll]]'' becomes quite offended at a restaurant when the waitress tells him that they don't serve short ribs and [[Real Men Hate Sugar|offers him strawberry shortcake instead]].
* ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]'' - Ren volunteers to be 'fake dad' to problem-child Kowalski, who looks like the scariest guy in prison. At a picnic, Kowalski requests a meat-on-meat sandwich washed down with a glass of meat.

==  Real Life  ==
* Vilhjalmur Stefansson experimented with the [[wikipedia:No-carbohydrate diet|no-carbohydrate diet]] after observing that the Inuit diet consisted of mostly meat and fish, since there is very little vegetation in the Arctic circle. [http://www.biblelife.org/stefansson1.htm Here is the article in question].
* The book ''The Sexual Politics Of Meat'' is about this from a female perspective, making the case for vegetarianism from a feminist perspective.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ Simply called TurBaconEpic], it's a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a pig with endless bacon strips and bacon stuffing, garnished with Baconators.
* Real Life inversion: [http://www.veganbodybuilding.com/ Vegan bodybuilders]
* Alternate inversion: [http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/26/national/26vegan.html Vegan firefighters].
* Steppe Nomads were very carnivorous. And while many have said nasty things about them, no one has called them unmanly. [[A Real Man Is a Killer|For reasons you can guess]].
* [[Friedrich Nietzsche]] believed that vegetarianism was bad for the human spirit (not just men, but his philosophy definitely emphasized manliness (although Nietzsche's definition of "manly" is much more cerebral/Apollonian than most people's); he specifically calls it a cause of "physiological inhibition" in ''On the Genealogy of Morals''.
** This is possibly a reasonable stance for the time given that a ''poorly-managed'' meat-free diet can result in a lack of energy and other health problems. Of course, these days it is much easier to engage in vegetarianism or veganism and still receive one's required nutrients.
* A lot of evidence shows that the early Neanderthals had a mostly meat-based diet. Researchers also believed this carnivorous diet may have been partially responsible for their demise, as the end of the ice age meant there was no big game for them to catch and little knowledge on how to grow crops, unlike their rivals and human ancestors, the Cro-Magnon.
** [[Science Marches On|Recent finds]] suggest that the end on the Ice Age did little harm to the biosphere, and actually ''increased'' the biomass and biodiversity of the early European lands, which became a home to what is now known as a European megafauna. The lack of big game that brought the demise of the Neanderthals is entirely their own fault: they've simply [[Manly Men Can Hunt|hunted and]] [[Big Eater|ate it all]]. Similar situations repeated many times when the early humans arrived at the pristine ecosystems, like the Clovis culture in early North America and ancestors of the Aborigines in Australia and New Guinea.
* Another inversion: vegetarianism and veganism are very popular in the hyper-masculine [[Heavy Metal]] and [[Hardcore Punk]] scenes. Attila Csihar of [[Mayhem]], Gaahl of [[Gorgoroth]], Mark "Barney" Greenway of [[Napalm Death]], Geezer Butler of [[Black Sabbath]] and Ian MacKaye of [[Minor Threat]] are examples.
** See also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg Vegan Black Metal Chef].
* Subverted by the tenth-century warrior-saint Gerald of Aurillac. Although he would eat meat, especially venison, he preferred fish and vegetables. This did not make him [[Church Militant|any]] [[Technical Pacifist|less]] [[Badass]].
* Subversion: Former Hockey enforcer Georges Laraque is a vegan ''and'' an active member of the Canadian Green Party.
** See also vegetarian slugger Prince Fielder, of the Milwaukee Brewers (at least for the next month or so.{{when}} After free agency, who knows where he'll be?)
* Several cultures, such as the Massai of Africa and the Mongols of Central Asia, subsist on diets that are almost entirely meat due to living in grasslands where there is little vegetation that humans are capable of digesting. Cattle, on the other hand, thrive on grasses.
* Another straight example: Ted Nugent, who provides the page quote, basically subsists on a meat and booze diet and yet somehow remains healthy as a horse. Say what you will about the Motor City Madman, just don't say it to his face; when an animal-rights protester threatened The Nuge's family, Nugent put the guy in an armlock and bodily dragged him down to the police station single-handedly.
* Among a number of peoples including the Celts this was a political symbol and meant that one was [[Proud Warrior Race Guy| a great warrior]]. For a chief to serve a lot of meat at a feast is a way to deter enemies and impress allies as the tacit assumption is that he [[The Rustler|stole]] [[Plunder|it]] in raids. After all, why would he be slaughtering livestock he raised himself so spectacularly?
* Hamburgers got their name because it was made to serve Germans who got fresh off the boat at Ellis and went straight way to the hiring hall. It was assumed to be the food needed to fuel up people for manly labor like building skyscrapers and unloading ships.
* One subversion was in a monastery in Jerusalem during the 1948 war. Amid all the ferocious nomadic Bedouin and the hardbitten Zionist pioneers eagerly [[A Real Man Is a Killer|shooting at each other]] these comparatively unmanly monks always got fat no matter how low the food shortage and no one would plunder them... Because they were stocked with pork.


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