Princess Tutu Abridged/Funny
- Every time Mytho spouts a random fact. Apparently he watched a lot of Jeopardy!.
- "A pregnant goldfish is called a twit."
Rue: Did you hear something? |
- Edel's introduction in Episode 2:
Edel: Sometimes when a man and woman love each other very much, they share a special hug. |
- Mytho really needs a double cheeseburger right now.
- "What?"
- Mytho really needs a double cheeseburger right now.
- Fakir and Rue's brief affair in episode 4 can be summarized thusly:
Rue: It's okay if you're a dummy, Mytho. Just as long as you love me. |
- "When I think about Rue and Tutu, I get different feelings. When I think about them both at the same time, I get an even different feeling."
- Episode 12 came out as a result of what to do with the famed reveal. The result (to the tune of "Anything You Can Do")...
Fakir: How could she be the duck that I have seen? That was the duck that showed me I'm not mean. |
- All together now: SHE'S A MAGICAL BALLERINA PRINCESS WITH A NICE ASS!
- Episode 13 is an absolute goldmine of hilarity.
- The narrator doesn't even know what she's talking about anymore.
"Once Upon a Time, there was a Rabbit... which was actually a Swan. There was also a Fox that wanted to eat the swan--rabbit. So it made a baby swan out of black tar. Brer Swan tried to talk to the Tar Swan, but it would not respond. When Brer Swan touched the tar, she got stuck. The only way to escape the Fox was to go into the briar patch. But swans don't live in briar patches rabbits do. And I am aware that this story makes absolutely no sense." |
- Fakir is not happy with Tutu giving in to Kraehe's demands.
"Wait a minute you moron! What part of Screw Destiny do you not understand? You have to --and this is a shocker-- not do what they tell you! If you vanish like the story says then I probably get chopped in half. And I don't know about you but I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT!" |
- This scene, where the characters contemplate the broken Fourth Wall and wonder how Kraehe's outfit stays on.
Kraehe: Tutu, it just seems like every time I try to monologue at you, you start with the whole shouting expletives thing. I mean, seriously, it's getting kind of old. You're a Ballerina Princess, have a little class. Or is Princess Tutu nothing more than a vulgar, man-stealing, ho? |
- "Oh come on! His sword just turned into a pair of birds. That doesn't make any fucking sense!"
- Fakir's control issues in the early episodes are usually this.
Fakir: Where's Mytho? He went out without my authorization and he must be recaptured. |
- Coupled with Mytho's insanity, it becomes absolutely priceless.
Fakir: What's with the look? |
- Miss Edel's cryptic advice and the way Duck understands them.
Duck: So Mytho and Rue are an item. And Fakir is Mytho's roommate so hopefully they aren't an item. And Rue doesn't like Fakir, so they definitely aren't an item. But I just want to be Mytho's squeeze! |
- Edel will be the first to let you know that she can be your "love puppet".
- Edel is a whore. Possibly inspired by her change in character in the manga. Frequently brought up by herself and the other characters:
- "See you later, handsome. Remember: cash only."
- Oh what now-- oh, it's just a hooker.
- In the Musical Episode: "I am a robot, / I don't have feelings. / And I am kind of a whore" (Um... yeah...)
- And then she kills herself when Drosselmeyer takes away her sex drive.
- Edel is a whore. Possibly inspired by her change in character in the manga. Frequently brought up by herself and the other characters:
- Episode 18 begins with Fakir dreaming of fighting and slaying a sexy knight on horseback. In Gratuitous French. Fakir awakens with the most appropriate response: "What... the fuck?"
- The Brick Joke in Episode 21 and 24.
Rue: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MYTHO! Something's wrong with your arm! |
Three episodes later... |
Rue: Prince, are you hungry? |
- Also episode 24.
Mytho: (over the entire Tear Jerker Rue/Mytho dance) That went well. |
- And, "She just broke the musical!" "Goddamn Power of Love!"
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