Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (video game)/Funny

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  • Any time the Prince talks to himself. Which is constantly. (And with occasional Lampshading.)

The Prince: Finding my way to the baths from here should be easy. I'll just ask the next sand creature that I see. "Excuse me, could you direct me to the baths, please? Thank you." "Don't mention it, I used to be bath attendant back when I was alive"... (imitating Farah) "I'll meet you at the baths." She orders me around as if I was a servant! It's my own fault. With women, you have to show them you're in charge right from the start, or they'll walk all over you! I've been too indulgent. Probably because I felt sorry for her. Well, it stops now! From now on, she'll have to toe the line... that is, assuming I can find her.

  • Shortly afterwards...

The Prince: (imitating Farah again) "Oh, have you been waiting here all this time? I didn't realize you meant these baths! I went to the other baths, clear across the other side of the city. I had a lovely wash and a rub with fragrant oils. Too bad you weren't there..." (Beat) STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!

  • As the Prince and Farah are leaving the observatory:

Farah: Look, a crack!
The Prince: Wait, let's see where this corridor goes.
[the corridor's numerous wall-mounted blades, spiked pillars, and swinging logs activate]
The Prince: All right, you can take the crack.

  • At the end where the Prince - forgetting that because the events of the game technically never happened she has no memory of falling in love with him - passionately kisses Farah, who pushes him away indignantly. Turned into a C Mo F when he rewinds time with the dagger to erase this mistake.