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* Just before the elephant-killing errand in ''Apocalypse Weekend'', one of the animal rights activists shows up out of nowhere and declares you must be stopped. And then one of the rampaging elephants kills him.
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{{quote|I am the Vend-A-Cure 9000. Please step forward and urinate.<br />
If you have a small back, step up closer to the plate.<br />
''The Dude just stares at the machine''<br />
{{smallcaps|Try not to splash me.}}<br />
''Dude proceeds to urinate''<br />
{{smallcaps|Damnit I said don't splash me, impotent human. Good God that is disgusting. Thanks for the urine.}}<br />
''mechanical noises from within, before the machine dispenses [[Magic Antidote|anti-gonorrhea pills]]''<br />
Have a nice day.}}
* There is a rather hilarious parody of the Oculus Vive you can find in the Paradise Mall in a semi-secret area. Put it on at a [[Killer App|"See the future"]] booth, which will transport the player to an [[Easter Egg]] area that is basically a parody of SteamVR, complete with a [[Matrix Raining Code]] border around the area, hilarious parodies of [[Steam]] games and movies you can get off their service, and a preview of Postal Redux, which you can even buy at the "Steme" store (with a logo that looks like [[Freud Was Right|a cock and balls]]. They even snark at [[Valve]]'s foot dragging with the cashier reassuring a customer ''"Don't worry, [[Half Life]] 3 will be out real soon"''. It basically one long [[Biting the Hand Humor|biting the very hands of the service that sells their games]], and to make it even funnier, know that copy of Postal Redux you can buy in-game? When you buy it, the cashier says {{spoiler|''[[Take That Us|Dude, that is the worst game of all time]]''}} 

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