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When you have the walking, talking [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel]] in the form of [[The Undertaker]], you're going to need the walking, talking [[Crowning Moment of Funny]] in the form of [[Paul Bearer]] to accompany him in order to cancell it out.

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* Paul and [[The Undertaker]] giving [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97vomTaIzg gaming tips] for ''[[World Wrestling Entertainment|WWF]] [[WWE Raw|RAW]]'' for [[Super Nintendo]] and [[Sega Genesis]]. How Taker managed to keep a straight face through this one, I'll never know.
** You'll notice he went to great lengths to make his face completely invisible behind his hair for this.
* Paul inviting viewers into his home for a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu68yTfNfKg tour]. Bloody Mary, anyone?
* [[Paul Bearer]]'s afraid of [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|snakes]]? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsA7RNMY7p4#t=3m54s Who knew?]
* In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYb3k_gZ0g this] segment, he gives [[Vince McMahon]] and [[Bobby Heenan]] a basic (and rather funny) walkthrough of his profession. (Of course, being a mortician in [[Real Life]], he actually knows what he's talking about here)
* [[Paul Bearer]] taunts [[Hulk Hogan]] with a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeNBnC8nO1A casket].
{{quote|'''[[Paul Bearer]]:''' [[Large Ham|Oh YES, Mr. Hogan, this fine casket is made of the FINEST MATERIALS on the OUTSIDE, AS WELL AS THE INNNNNNNNNNSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEE!]]}}
* Paul being forced by [[Shawn Michaels]] to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyMOF4nX8zc wrestle] [[The Big Show]]. Between Paul's terrified squeals and the commentators' snarky remarks, it's hard to decide which is funnier.
{{quote|'''[[Paul Bearer]]:''' I'M NOT A WRASSLER! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I'M NOT A WRASSLER!!!
'''[[Jerry Lawler]]:''' He looks like a beached whale! }}
* Paul being abducted by [[Edge]] in order to torment [[Kane (wrestling)|Kane]]. In the meantime, [[Edge]] proceeds to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBWVGiNnRE8 torture] Paul in a variety of ways, including [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG7EDnxt2Qs racing around with him], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwDKRVvtOKM dumping food on him], and [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk7ALX5_nRs playing dodgeball with him].
{{quote|'''[[Paul Bearer]]:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}kHPvpl0YHJo BASTARDS! BASTARDS!! BASTARDS!!!]}}
* Pick a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBTGdYmWVZA promo] with [[Paul Bearer]]. ''Any'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyopu0NQGNk promo] with [[Paul Bearer]]. No matter what the situation, you're guaranteed to be entertained.
* Hell, even [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpTTNPUjRCI during] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM2-Zj-RkSk the] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChEdSymhFr8 matches], Paul can clearly be seen [[Chewing the Scenery|having a scenery snack]] on the sidelines.
* Paul covertly giving Sherri Martel [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIY1I9GcGlo the finger] ''on primetime television''. (Starts at 3:08)
{{quote|'''[[Paul Bearer]]:''' Ohhhh, Miss Sherri! You look so lovely, so happy, so ''alive''! Have you been to a funeral?}}
* Who would want to rape [[Paul Bearer]] at ringside? [[Goldust]], [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8MsO383Mc that's who!]
* Paul mentions having had [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Op-vDnUS8kc "contact"] with [[The Undertaker]] (whatever that means), then, when Taker makes his presence known, starts acting like Brother Love on crack.
* Taker and Paul on the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96NDpKs4DwM review] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tzdAOFrgA8 panel]. Every second of it.
{{quote|'''[[Vince McMahon]]:''' (addressing the viewers) You don't want to miss ''Body Stars''!
'''[[Paul Bearer]]:''' (clutches Vince's hand) Oooooh, bodies?!
(awkward silence)  }}
* Taker and Paul [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDaAkdl3d1I wish Helen Hart a happy birthday over the phone]. Pity they didn't do it in person.

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