Orgasmic Combat/Quotes

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<Quizical[GSF]> I am considering changing all the voice files in Half Life to wavs of women orgasming
<TheMaestro> hehe
<Doc|KillinReds> HAHAHAHA

<Quizical[GSF]> I'd never stop using the scientists

<TheMaestro> hahahah

<Doc|KillinReds> Hell the first 15 minute of the game would be crazy

<TheMaestro> ALRIGHT, I GOT THE SHOTGUN! DIE HEADCRAB! OHH, UHH, OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHH

<Quizical[GSF]> "We might stand a better chance if we OHHH! OOHH GOD! OOHH GOD YES!"

<Spankz> It'd be pretty damn hilarous, considering the lip synching software would cause moments when the scientits would just open up like goatse.
—bash.org, quote #153819