Not Now, Kiddo/Quotes

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"Shh, shh -- the grown-ups are talking, honey."
—The Simpsons, "Homer Vs. Dignity"

TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"

TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
—Dave Strider, Homestuck
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