Night Watch (Discworld)/Quotes
"When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend." |
He hated being thought of as one of those people that wore stupid ornamental armour. It was gilt by association. |
"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes." |
His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things. |
"Do you mean that most of them will be human, or that each individual will be mostly human?" [1] |
His glare ran from face to face, causing most of the squad to do an immediate impression of the Floorboard and Ceiling Inspectors Synchronized Observation Team. |
We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything. |
Ninety per cent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact. |
As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn't measure up. |
"Good grief, you don't just pile stuff up, for gods' sake! A barricade is something you construct! " |
"What good would a statue be? It'd just inspire new fools to believe they're going to be heroes. They wouldn't want that. Just let them be. For ever." |
Who really knew what evil lurked in the heart of men? |
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- ↑ After a while in Ankh-Morpork, you learned how to phrase that kind of question.