New World of Darkness/Funny

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  • In the World of Darkness, two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."

"There's a tree in my basement."
"So?"
"It gives me magic powers."
"Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."