Never Heard That One Before/Quotes
You probably get that a lot —They Might Be Giants, "You Probably Get That A Lot"
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"I'm a private detective." |
Kevyn: Gav! How are you? Err... Wow. I hope the convention doesn't vote on anything. You can cast a plurality all by yourself. |
If a joke immediately pops into your head after three seconds' worth of pondering, assume it will occur to many, many people as well, and a large fraction of them will probably make it in other pages. Result: unfunny repetition. |
Harvey Birdman: My client, a private investigator. |
“So let us be clear with one another, Admiral. I have one life, not nine. I have never been killed by curiosity, my parents do not live in a cat house, my mother did not rock me as an infant in a cat's cradle, the preferred Caitian method of self-defence is not cat-boxing, I do not deposit my earnings into a kitty, if I am trying to be delicate about a subject I do not pussyfoot around - shall I go on?” —M'Ress, Star Trek: New Frontier
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Security Guard: Is that a dildo in your pocket? —Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil learns what not to say when caught stealing sex toys
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Martha: It's bigger on the inside! |
The Revenant: I suppose this is the point where I tell you that you won't get away with this? |