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• The Amityville toaster. Don't use waffles.

Foamy: "Yum yum yum... human hand."

• From "A Pair of Pants":

Foamy: (holding up a pair of trousers with "Big Pussy" written on the seat of them) It shows your appreciation for giant cats!

• "Eye Stigmata":

Pilz-E: Stigmaaaaataaaa! In your eye!

• "Medicated Baby Heads":

Pilz-E: The babies are heeeeeeere!

• • After Pilz-E has accidentally killed all the babies by feeding them some of his pills:

Germaine: (reading the back of the pill container) "Take one every 24 hours to reduce nervousness and excitability. Do not administer to children under 25; do not take more than one capsule a day". (to Pilz-E) Dude! This is a high dose of tranquilser! Pilz-E: So what? Germaine: Uh... how many did you give these kids? Pilz-E: Um... uh... not six each, but twelve! Germaine: Twelve... each?! Pilz-E: Yep! Germaine: These little fuckers are seriously dead, aren't they?

• • "Damn, these little fuckers are hard to sweep up once they've hit Rigor Mortis!"
• From "Unmentionable Auction":

"Only twenty more hours and its miiiiine!"

• From one of the fanmail segments:

Crazy fan: "Dear Foamy, I do not wish to to see Germaine naked. I do, however, wish to see YOU naked." Foamy: *shivers* "Okay... we're dealing with a sick fuck here!"

• From the first episode of the reboot, The Move:

Foamy: "Holy fucking monkey shit, the bagels suck! They suck! And the pizza? Fuckbunnies! It sucks harder than a whore in a windtunnel!"

• From Bullies:

Foamy: "If they don't have your back, they can suck on your sac!"

• The Lamest Halloween

Germaine: What are you supposed to be? Foamy: A middle finger. Also known as a FUCK YOU!

• From Power That Be, Germaine's spontaneous rave. And so many classic Foamy lines, it's hard to just pick one.

Germaine: Hmm, this [glowstick] isn't as bright as I thought it would be. Foamy: Neither are you.