Neon Genesis Evangelion/Haiku
A man screams and cries,
Turns it into mecha show,
We watch in horror.
Dysfunctional kids,
Piloting sorta robots.
Congratulations!
Life can never be
Anything but lonely hell,
Or else, fake heaven.
Angst-filled teenagers;
Deconstructs mecha series.
What the fuck happened?
Mecha plus mind screw,
Where are all the therapists?
They ran out of ink.
Kid is scared of change
Nice Job Breaking It, Hero
Now the world is dead
Drunk Whore, German B*tch
Creepy, Pale Clone of Dead Mom
Nice Harem there, kid
Shinji is a wuss
Rei is a clone of mommy
Asuka is a bitch!
Robotic Mind Screw
Desperately needs therapists
And light-hearted stuff
Evangelion
The show that makes you fear hugs
And other weird crap
Don't watch the whole thing
In one sitting or else you
Might question your life
Dysfunction Junction
No likeable characters
I need Zoloft NOW.
Freud's ideas
Oedipus issues and fear
What were they smoking?
Hedgehog's Dilemna
Fear of others and yourself
Congratulations!
Best Series Ever
I guess I am a sadist
Fucking love this show
Can we stop ending these with "Congratulations!" please?